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a)Someone, usually disabled, who thhinks that forks are used to comb another persons hair, rarely themselves.
b)Popularized by Disney's childrens video The Little Mermaid.
c)See handcomber, hairtouchers
GIRL A: Remember when we were kids and we watched The Little Mermaid?
GIRL B: Yeah. Remember how she was a forkcomber creep?
GIRL A: Hell yeah!
by igotthedefs February 21, 2009
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