ignor's definitions

team member

aka employee. PR term usually found in McJobs, dead end work with little benefit. I assume that this term is meant to engender feelings of solidarity among cashiers and customer service managers.

JoJo applied as a team member at Denny's. Instead she was washing dishes for minimum wage. Not even a group hug. This sucks.

by ignor September 19, 2004

fun dip

Disgusting American candy popular with hyperactive six year olds. Sugar, citric acid, and food coloring reduced to a powder and served with a candy "stick" to lick the powder off of.

My son Hoboken loves eating Fun Dip while running around nude on the pool deck.

by ignor September 19, 2004

sampling

The art of traveling around a supermarket or warehouse club where free dood samples are offered. A person can make a tasty meal out of sampling depending on his or her talent. Try not to linger or appear too often at a particular sample station. Also, beware of salsa samples as others may have double dipped the salsa.

Velma: I'm'a on a diet, Shirl. I don't eat fudge bars anymore.

Shirl: They're setting out samples.

Velma: Oh, and let's try the pigs in a poke

by ignor September 18, 2004

lithium thirst

A side effect of taking lithium,
a drug usually used to control
bipolar disorder. Characterized by
an extreme need to drink a lot of water
or other nonalcoholic fluid continuously over the course of the day. The afflicted are usually found toting many bottles of water around with them at all times.

Melinda carries around a 4L bottle of
water every day. She must have lithium thirst. Pringles?

by ignor September 14, 2004

chitlin

Not pork fat, but the large intestine of a hog. Signature variety meat of soul food and Southern cuisine in general. Cleaned, cut, and then fried or boiled.
Known for a distinctive aroma.

Some love chitlins while others can't stand the smell.

by ignor November 6, 2003

liturgy queen

Homosexual man (in most cases) who has an inordinate facination with religious ritual, music, or visual art. Frequently prefers gaudy or overtly dramatic modes of religious expression.

This just cannot be! The vestments aren't matching! and polyester! horrors ...

by ignor November 6, 2003

maxed out

To use to the limit; to fully exploit. Usually means to quickly spend a credit card up to the limit.

see also maxxed out

Bambi maxed out a credit card in one day while on a shopping spree at Neiman Marcus.

by ignor October 1, 2003