icwish's definitions

Hypoquit

Someone who preaches quitting bad habits and cannot quite themselves.

Bob is such a hypoquit, he told me to stop smoking and I see him puffing like a chimney.

by icwish November 11, 2009

Rejewnion

When Jews reunite after not seeing each other for a long time.

Gary, Josh, and Jake went to their middle school Rejewnion at Bicultural.

by icwish November 15, 2009

Challah!

The Jewish version of Holler!

Mike: "I got us front row tickets to the Fiddler on the Roof!"

Ian: "Challah!"

by icwish July 18, 2010

Long time no type

A cliche

After seeing his friend on AIM for the first time in months, Harry IM'ed him "Long time no type."

by icwish August 1, 2010

Hairedity

The hair you get from your family.

Hopefully your hairedity will make you more like Lenny Kravitz and less like Jon Lovitz.

by icwish October 27, 2010

Scalpie

When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.

To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.

by icwish March 7, 2015

Photo Opportunist

Riding on a sad or tragic event’s coattails by showing off that you’ve traveled or experienced something related to the event.

Wearing a puffy skirt and heels by the Eiffel Tower really shows that she cares about the Paris attacks. Ugh, what a photo opportunist!

by icwish August 25, 2018