icwish's definitions

Text Purgatory

The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.

Dave was in text purgatory after sending Kiri "drinks later?"

by icwish January 26, 2010

Apathetext

A totally apathetic one-word text message.

Liz: "are you available to talk tonight?"

Ian: "yup"

Liz: "that's quite an apathetext"

Ian: "k"

by icwish January 26, 2010

Plandid

When you plan to take a photo that is supposed to appear candid.

Jake posed on the bridge and looked far off into the distance knowing that Karin was taking a his picture. That's a plandid.

by icwish January 30, 2010

Ambitextrous

When you can text with both your left and right hand.

Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.

by icwish January 30, 2010

Incocknito

When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.

I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.

by icwish May 27, 2009

Fateau

The fat threshold you reach and never surpass.

"Hey Mark, I can eat whatever I want now, I've reached my fateau."

by icwish May 31, 2009

Freefill

A free refill.

"I love fountain soda, and more importantly, I love Freefills!"

by icwish May 31, 2009