Definitions by icwish

Plandid 

When you plan to take a photo that is supposed to appear candid.

Jake posed on the bridge and looked far off into the distance knowing that Karin was taking a his picture. That's a plandid.

Plandid by icwish January 30, 2010

Ambitextrous

When you can text with both your left and right hand.

Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.

Ambitextrous by icwish January 30, 2010

Text Purgatory 

The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.

Dave was in text purgatory after sending Kiri "drinks later?"

Text Purgatory by icwish January 26, 2010

Apathetext 

A totally apathetic one-word text message.

Liz: "are you available to talk tonight?"

Ian: "yup"

Liz: "that's quite an apathetext"

Ian: "k"

Apathetext by icwish January 26, 2010

JetBlue Balls 

When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.

Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.

JetBlue Balls by icwish December 27, 2009

Rejewnion 

When Jews reunite after not seeing each other for a long time.

Gary, Josh, and Jake went to their middle school Rejewnion at Bicultural.

Rejewnion by icwish November 15, 2009

Hypoquit 

Someone who preaches quitting bad habits and cannot quite themselves.

Bob is such a hypoquit, he told me to stop smoking and I see him puffing like a chimney.

Hypoquit by icwish November 11, 2009