Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

by icwish August 07, 2012

Dayt

A daytime date.

Sara and Ian wanted to take it slow so they went out for a dayt instead of a date.

by icwish September 02, 2009

One Glove

Michael Jackson's version of Bob Marley's "One Love"

Andrew: "MJ brought the whole world together."

Ian: "Yeah man, One Glove!'

by icwish June 26, 2009

Joint Decision

When two people make a decision over a joint.

Ian: "Whose idea was it for you and Mark to quit your jobs and move to Tahiti to pursue a career in spreading love?"

Sara: "It was a joint decision"

by icwish October 15, 2009

Hibermate

When you spend the majority of winter in bed with your lover.

Once the temperature dropped to 31 degrees, Ian and Kristen started to hibermate.

by icwish November 08, 2009

Photo Opportunist

Riding on a sad or tragic event’s coattails by showing off that you’ve traveled or experienced something related to the event.

Wearing a puffy skirt and heels by the Eiffel Tower really shows that she cares about the Paris attacks. Ugh, what a photo opportunist!

by icwish August 25, 2018

JetBlue Balls

When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.

Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.

by icwish December 27, 2009