Federera

If you play tennis in the Roger Federer era it's called the Federera.

Andy Roddick would have won so much more had he not played in the Federera

by icwish October 10, 2009

The Knock on Wood Card

The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.

Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"

by icwish October 10, 2009

Hypoquit

Someone who preaches quitting bad habits and cannot quite themselves.

Bob is such a hypoquit, he told me to stop smoking and I see him puffing like a chimney.

by icwish November 11, 2009

Brandevolent

A benevolent brand.

Livestrong is a brandevolent brand because they donate proceeds to charity.

by icwish July 13, 2009

Digital Poppy Seed

When your last Tweet, away message, GChat status or Facebook status is wrong.

When "Happy Independence Day!!" is your away message on July 6th, it sticks out like a Digital Poppy Seed.

by icwish July 15, 2009

Scalpie

When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.

To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.

by icwish March 07, 2015

Thinagle

When a Jewish girl from New York gets out of eating a fattening dish.

Jessica was able to thinagle her way out of eating a bagel with cream cheese by claiming she was lactose intolerant.

by icwish April 28, 2010