icwish's definitions

Powernoid

When you freak out by lights being left on after seeing last months power bill.

Angela was totally powernoid after getting $3000 power bill.

by icwish January 5, 2022

Apathetext

A totally apathetic one-word text message.

Liz: "are you available to talk tonight?"

Ian: "yup"

Liz: "that's quite an apathetext"

Ian: "k"

by icwish January 26, 2010

Plandid

When you plan to take a photo that is supposed to appear candid.

Jake posed on the bridge and looked far off into the distance knowing that Karin was taking a his picture. That's a plandid.

by icwish January 30, 2010

Hustlin' in place

When you're hustlin' and not going anywhere.

"Oh I'm hustlin'...I'm just hustlin' in place." - BF

by icwish October 3, 2009

Long time no type

A cliche

After seeing his friend on AIM for the first time in months, Harry IM'ed him "Long time no type."

by icwish August 1, 2010

Ambitextrous

When you can text with both your left and right hand.

Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.

by icwish January 30, 2010

Scalpie

When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.

To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.

by icwish March 7, 2015