Shiva Call Waiting

When two Jewish people die within the same week.

Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.

by icwish April 24, 2016

Cumforter

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.

John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.

by icwish February 11, 2010

Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

by icwish August 07, 2012

Late Night Bite

Food people eat really late at night. Usually unhealthy and very forgettable.

I'm so drunk and starving! I need a Late Night Bite!

by icwish July 04, 2009

Wi-Fly

Having Wi-Fi internet access while flying.

While heading on a plane to Chicago, Laura was able to tweet about being on a plane thanks to Wi-Fly.

by icwish March 22, 2010