ian's definitions

fro

a declaration of saying hello or hi or hey

fro! sup?

by Ian April 4, 2003

glory bag

The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.

Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.

by Ian May 13, 2005

Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne

In Cricket when a bowler is having a rather poor over, being hit for six or four every ball, ie smacked out of the ground. This is often refered to as being 'Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne'.
(Also used in computer game cricket game Brian Lara)

This saying comes from ex-footballer & ex-"manager" plus recovering alcoholic & wife beater Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who used to hit Sheryl about a bit.

"Ah man three sixes & two fours off that over, you're being Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne!"

by Ian February 7, 2006

TruthTella

The glue that holds ESPN together

Without TruthTella holding it down ESPN would fall apart

by Ian May 22, 2004

yayer

A cheerleader from Arkansas.

Overheard at the Arkansas Razorbacks game: "Hey Cleatus, lookit that hot yayer over there."

by Ian January 8, 2004

schlong

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

by Ian March 2, 2004

Jeeno

another word for cool, because cool gets old.

that was simply Jeeno

by Ian April 4, 2003