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Scientologied
A synonym for Boeinged, when you criticise, call out or tell others about someone for doing something controversial or wrong and they sue or kill you or you disappear under mysterious circumstances, as Scientology is known to sue people who criticise it and the wife of the current leader went missing ages ago after she opposed it.
Jane was Scientologied by David after she told everyone he’d called her a bitch, whore and said her boyfriend was a dick for stealing her because he wanted to date her, etc, etc, etc, usual teenage boy and girl shite, yadda yadda yadda, and not long after, she suddenly went missing.
Scientologied by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing May 6, 2026
Juicero
A $400 cold press juicer that required an app, WiFi and subscription just to press DRM-locked juice packs and had insane engineering tolerances and expensive components. Launched in 2016, shut down in 2017.
But after the product hit the market, some investors were surprised to discover a much cheaper alternative: You could squeeze the Juicero bags with your bare hands. Two backers said the final device was bulkier than what was originally pitched and that they were puzzled to find that customers could achieve similar results without it. Bloomberg performed its own press test, pitting a Juicero machine against a reporter’s grip. The experiment found that squeezing the bag yielded nearly the same amount of juice just as quickly—and in some cases, faster—than using the device which also defeated the DRM and rendered the juicer useless. No surprise that the company shut down shortly after.
Juicero by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing April 30, 2026
Nutty putty cave
On November 24, 2009, 26-year-old John Edward Jones became stuck upside down in a narrow crevice while exploring the cave. After around 27 hours of being stuck, Jones died at 11:56pm on November 25.
After rescuers concluded that it would be too dangerous to attempt to retrieve his body, the landowner and Jones's family came to an agreement that the cave would be sealed, with it becoming his final resting place, and as a memorial to Jones. Explosives were used to collapse the ceiling in the passageway of the cave close to where Jones's body was. All entry points to the cave were permanently sealed by filling them with concrete, making the cave system inaccessible.
After rescuers concluded that it would be too dangerous to attempt to retrieve his body, the landowner and Jones's family came to an agreement that the cave would be sealed, with it becoming his final resting place, and as a memorial to Jones. Explosives were used to collapse the ceiling in the passageway of the cave close to where Jones's body was. All entry points to the cave were permanently sealed by filling them with concrete, making the cave system inaccessible.
Nutty putty cave by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing April 29, 2026
Blackberry Smoke
Blackberry Smoke by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing April 28, 2026
Dyson zone
To summarise:
Quite heavy but not uncomfortable, feels like it's going to fall off if you look down and likely will so could be modded with a strap to go around the back of the head to keep it on
Large and cumbersome to carry around
Visor looks extremely weird and attracts stares
ANC excellent, among the very best (sounds like it's more than good enough to dampen the noise from the purifier)
Sounds on par with the other usual headphones, xm6, AirPods Max, Bose, sennheiser, or whatever other Bluetooth headphones are around
Battery life with purifier quite short, excellent if you use them as normal headphones (1.5-4 hours or 50 hours respectively)
My city not polluted enough for it to make a big difference except some parts where ppl smoke and vape their asses off like bloody steam locomotives
Still cool nonetheless and a lot cheaper since they came out, down to 240 from 1000. Great for cosplay as a cyberpunk character or something as that’s exactly what you look like wearing them.
Quite heavy but not uncomfortable, feels like it's going to fall off if you look down and likely will so could be modded with a strap to go around the back of the head to keep it on
Large and cumbersome to carry around
Visor looks extremely weird and attracts stares
ANC excellent, among the very best (sounds like it's more than good enough to dampen the noise from the purifier)
Sounds on par with the other usual headphones, xm6, AirPods Max, Bose, sennheiser, or whatever other Bluetooth headphones are around
Battery life with purifier quite short, excellent if you use them as normal headphones (1.5-4 hours or 50 hours respectively)
My city not polluted enough for it to make a big difference except some parts where ppl smoke and vape their asses off like bloody steam locomotives
Still cool nonetheless and a lot cheaper since they came out, down to 240 from 1000. Great for cosplay as a cyberpunk character or something as that’s exactly what you look like wearing them.
Dyson zone by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing April 25, 2026
Dyson zone
Dyson zone by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing April 25, 2026