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zamcula

zam's horror form. its newest and most lethal version. zam made a deal with the devil himself to turn into this blood sucking zamcula. in order to do so he had to challenge the original dracula to a wobbeling match. and of course teh zam came out on top. snow zam has the power of evil running thru his vains. zam is now a demon within himself and is all set out to challenge lukes newest and most ultimate form. "lukegeta" chek out the definition for that too.
zamcula's moves are the zim spit and the zam bite aka "ZM". the zam spit is executed by doing 3 consecutive cartwheels and then jumping up in the air and wobbling within air, therefore u suck in all the air and then unleash a huge spitball against your opponent. the spit ball can reach speads of 300mph so when it hits you it causes damage like a shotgun fired at close range.in order for zam to transform to zamcula he has to say a phrase... its in the example.
evil spirits come to me... let me become ZAMCULA
by i am zam June 23, 2003
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Zshlong

unlike the regular shlong, this is a supreme improvement. its vast in size and huge in diameter. its the biggest cock ever. its red and hot as hell. it has a tatoo on it that says ZM but once it gets hard it spells ZAM!
Zam has 2 kinds of Zshlongs. the other one has a tatoo that says AIDS but once it fully extends it spells out ADIDAS, just like teh sports brand. this type of Zshlong isnt and powerful as the Zam one. they both xtend to a whopping 33inch length and a 2meter diamter. ( its huge)
zam won various competitions with it. forkosh will never be able to see it because he is being all mannareaish
and the #1 is ZAM !! WITH htis Zshlong!
now why are u fit for this role?.. .comon i am zam i have my zshlong!
by i am zam May 19, 2003
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quest for enlightment

zams journey in finding the hidden light to unlock his dormant powers. this quest is by far the most challenging quest ever. it is full of dangers and ambushes. if ever enterded in this quest you have to be always carful of being speared by lukarea.
while i was on my quest for enlightment luke speared me thru a mountain and destroyd my fully loaded ass!
by i am zam May 9, 2003
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The NASH SMASH

Lukarea's most viscious move. it is performed by powering up beyond super saiyan 15 and making his hands grow to giant size forming a sledge hammer like shape and splatting his opponent to microscopic peices. zam has no way in hell to survive it.
holy shit! lukarea is about to hit me with the NASH SMASH! im done for sure now!! watta fukk am i suppsoed to do!!!! forkosh help me!!!!!

OUCH!!! i am dead
luke is so strong he is like a god.
by i am zam April 15, 2003
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Forkosh Gen-ma-Ken

forkosh's newest move. its very powerfull. it puts the opponent face to face with death. when he lauches his fist it makes a energy wave strike trough the opponents brain and create an illusion as if they won the match and get to see the enemy die, but in reality they are killing themselves.
this move has no affect wat soever on luke. he is the only one that is immune to it.
thats it! take this!! Forkosh Gen MA KEN!!!!!
by i am zam April 13, 2003
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yakity yakk

when u hit a really high shot in tennis and say "ghandiiiiiiiiiiii! and shot when it lands.- mostly said by stupid azz niggas who r playing tennis.
This person is scared to admit his sexuality, so he hides it by substituting b for the f
A sex demon. Sometimes she has bat wings on her head or back. But that enhances her sexiness. she is so hot that makes zam tingle as well as mingle o yea i am zam not u!
forkosherea!!! zR watr no uyes
o yea
i am so hot
forkosh! yakittY YAKK!!!!!

luke i am gonna shizzolarte you ! i am zam not u me! get it
FORKOSH ITS AN AMBUSHJ!!!!!
by i am zam April 8, 2003
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ZR

this is a move that is triggered by teh following:
1:yellow
2:mocking
3:MANNAREA
4:LUKAREA
5:MOROT
6:Clearness
7:Mustard
8:chinese stars
9:anything that is not red
10:a denyal of being red
11:failure of upholding a zam directive
12:ambushes
13:yao ming

this move is performed as follows:
first of all you must be in a angered state of mind, (i.e. being denied of being red) you make a full rotation with your body and as you are rotating your finger nails extend 3-9inches long giving you mad good traction grip.
once you are turned aronud u gripple your opponents pants and rip them off and start to jump up and down and side to side (i.e. wobble) thsi may seem like gay sex but its not. as you are wobbling on your opponnet you yell in his year sounds like a chicken blow air with your tounge flapping in the wind so that it causes sounds. this makes ur opponent shocked and cannot fight back.
btw this move is not effective at all against forkosh and lukarea and italiano cangianorea.
STOP MOCKING ME or i'll ZR YO'ASS!!
by i am zam April 4, 2003
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