unlike the regular shlong, this is a supreme improvement. its vast in size and huge in diameter. its the biggest cock ever. its red and hot as hell. it has a tatoo on it that says ZM but once it gets hard it spells ZAM!
Zam has 2 kinds of Zshlongs. the other one has a tatoo that says AIDS but once it fully extends it spells out ADIDAS, just like teh sports brand. this type of Zshlong isnt and powerful as the Zam one. they both xtend to a whopping 33inch length and a 2meter diamter. ( its huge)
zam won various competitions with it. forkosh will never be able to see it because he is being all mannareaish
Zam has 2 kinds of Zshlongs. the other one has a tatoo that says AIDS but once it fully extends it spells out ADIDAS, just like teh sports brand. this type of Zshlong isnt and powerful as the Zam one. they both xtend to a whopping 33inch length and a 2meter diamter. ( its huge)
zam won various competitions with it. forkosh will never be able to see it because he is being all mannareaish
and the #1 is ZAM !! WITH htis Zshlong!
now why are u fit for this role?.. .comon i am zam i have my zshlong!
now why are u fit for this role?.. .comon i am zam i have my zshlong!
by i am zam May 19, 2003
he is not real i am zam THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is just a fake
and zam is not orange but he is red!
and zam is not orange but he is red!
MOROT i am zam not u THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is a faker i am a shikoty shanker zimothy zmaster lover and hater i am an all out player!
by i am zam March 31, 2003
One of Lukareas newest move
its so powerfull to make a whole galaxy explode. iIf the move connect with the opponent, you are sent to a 3rd dimension that its almost impossible to climb out of. a mere deadly move
its so powerfull to make a whole galaxy explode. iIf the move connect with the opponent, you are sent to a 3rd dimension that its almost impossible to climb out of. a mere deadly move
by i am zam March 11, 2003
zams journey in finding the hidden light to unlock his dormant powers. this quest is by far the most challenging quest ever. it is full of dangers and ambushes. if ever enterded in this quest you have to be always carful of being speared by lukarea.
while i was on my quest for enlightment luke speared me thru a mountain and destroyd my fully loaded ass!
by i am zam May 09, 2003
by i am zam February 16, 2003
used by mommy zam to knock the zam the hell out!
it hhurts like crazy because its so tough it always dents zams ass
it hhurts like crazy because its so tough it always dents zams ass
Forkosharea watch out for the plunger!!
by i am zam March 12, 2003
Zam's car!
its so fast it can go from 0-60mph in .2 seconds!!
it has mad good traction and its insanly red.
its so fast it can go from 0-60mph in .2 seconds!!
it has mad good traction and its insanly red.
i drove around the world in space 7 times with my stealth, it has mad good traction!
u need a ride in my stealth?
u need a ride in my stealth?
by i am zam March 12, 2003