hytham_hammer's definitions

Dr. Strangelove Syndrome

wtf!
caused by a blow to the frontal lobe or a stroke , this weird syndrome makes the victim do unwanted hand moves e.g. the hand slabs , grabs the wayward hand!..
called after the scientist's Nazi saluting spree in the film Dr. Strangelove.

also called : alien hand syndrome, anarchic hand..

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

fork

another word that says 'fuck' in a euphemistic way.

fork you bitch! fork you asshole! I am out.
(These two say the Pixies suck moose dick... can ya even believe it?!)

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

geoslaves

A new slavery ( huh, as if we needed a new one, anyways..), where goverment workers and company-mules are traced and their physical location is monitored 24/7/365..by the tecnogadgetry they give to these stupes.
There's even a virtual globe for this kind of task..and experts in the geoslavery field are talking of creating a 'digital geography'; to add injury to insult. Every one under this thing will be 'geo-parsed' (i dunno what the fuck this means..), and electronic privacy can find another planet to thrive happily on. Geoslaves everywhere..welcome to v-reality! .

co-worker:"this is demeaning and humiliating enough baby..i am quitting this company...i am not a number . i am not a geoslave!
sec:"what the ..?!"

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

OPP

other people's plastic.

a pun on OPM, or other people's money.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

ass-screwed

to be low on gas in the middle of a highway.

shit.. Lorreta we must be ass-screwed! that gas meter is redding all over again!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

mirroring

to have sex and look at a porno and do like they do on screen.

now, let's get the neighbors for this Mongolian Cluster Fuck,(def no2) scene,hon...

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

M&M

No..not the sweet little colorful choco thing . It's an abrev. for : machine to machine. A technology or 'telematics'..to control machines by micro-cellphone devices.
Like when a Japanese girl wants to buy a soda can out of a street dispenser.. all she have to do is send an IM to the bloody thing and there it goes..!

the future is here..the future is Japan.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006