hytham_hammer's definitions

CPL

Cyber-athlete Professional League: the Netgamers official sport league.

now, that's some reason for sofa slugs and gameheads to ..eh..jump for joy?..no, they'll just crawl and bring more tacos and brewskis to celebrate!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

TLC

Tylenol, liquids & crackers: hangover cure.

hang on lil' gurl, I gon getchooo some TLC to ease that lil' beatiful head o'urs..

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Outernet

in cafes, street signs and corners, resturants... even; as I read once in Wired, on top of taxis in NY... beaming info from the Net and webvertisement.

dig: the e-revolution is nothing but a big advertainment campaign to empty you already emptied pockets!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

thickie

juice + yogurt .
coined to set it apart from the ubiquitious smoothie.

mango juice + yogurt, drop in a few blueberries for a yummy treat!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

javatini

vodka+Kahlua+espresso...garnish with chocolate shavings.

hmmm.... i need a javatini.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

acorn attack

the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.

Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

BEAM

Biology, Electronics, Aesthetics & Mechanics: toy-robots manufacturing criteria in Japan.

To call the Japs 'Aibo-heads' is totally unfair and makes no sense. They are the bestest and most-intelligent people in the world.
Japan: 1 America: zip!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006