hytham_hammer's definitions

fork

another word that says 'fuck' in a euphemistic way.

fork you bitch! fork you asshole! I am out.
(These two say the Pixies suck moose dick... can ya even believe it?!)

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

emetophilia

sick sick sick..yes that's havin' your sex partner do a technicolor yawn on you for sexual..yuch..satisfaction!

i don't believe people and how mucho stupid they can get, sometimes..but this? give me a fuckin' break, well ya?!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Chaos

short for: can't have anyone over syndrome . Like when your room is out of shape and you have OCD and likes nobody to see it that way...

hammer: why you say I can't stop for a cuppa, Maurice?
Maurice (on the phone): I'm having Chaos,man...
hammer:wtf!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

TLC

Tylenol, liquids & crackers: hangover cure.

hang on lil' gurl, I gon getchooo some TLC to ease that lil' beatiful head o'urs..

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

BEAM

Biology, Electronics, Aesthetics & Mechanics: toy-robots manufacturing criteria in Japan.

To call the Japs 'Aibo-heads' is totally unfair and makes no sense. They are the bestest and most-intelligent people in the world.
Japan: 1 America: zip!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

bonkbuster

A blockbuster movie with alorra sexual scenes in it! .

that film, Eyes Wide Shot .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

RUMP

rest-room utilization measurement program: developed by geeks at H, this is really an LCD-display in public urinals with pressure sensors that display a happy yellow face if hit by piss!

hahaha...I know you all know about that thing, but the name?....I mean RUMP?...

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006