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Dr. Strangelove Syndrome

wtf!
caused by a blow to the frontal lobe or a stroke , this weird syndrome makes the victim do unwanted hand moves e.g. the hand slabs , grabs the wayward hand!..
called after the scientist's Nazi saluting spree in the film Dr. Strangelove.
also called : alien hand syndrome, anarchic hand..
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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geoslaves

A new slavery ( huh, as if we needed a new one, anyways..), where goverment workers and company-mules are traced and their physical location is monitored 24/7/365..by the tecnogadgetry they give to these stupes.
There's even a virtual globe for this kind of task..and experts in the geoslavery field are talking of creating a 'digital geography'; to add injury to insult. Every one under this thing will be 'geo-parsed' (i dunno what the fuck this means..), and electronic privacy can find another planet to thrive happily on. Geoslaves everywhere..welcome to v-reality! .
co-worker:"this is demeaning and humiliating enough baby..i am quitting this company...i am not a number . i am not a geoslave!
sec:"what the ..?!"
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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hillbilly armor

The scarps of metal sheets and found glass fused together on humvees by US soldiers in Iraq, to protect their vehicles from IEDs on the road.
Insurgent Iraqis found more than one way to break through the desperate attempts by Marines' soldiers to keep their Humvees in one piece as they patroled the streets of Baghdad.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Timbo

Timberland's boots, gangsta-stlye.
also written timbas .
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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stottie

stout lager.
a word used only in England..so Ams, don't knock it up as an Americanism..that's too lame.
a stottie and a cig in hand, John banged the gang's chief sister arite..
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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appearance gynaecology

aka hymen restoration, labia reconstruction,vaginal rejuvenation, labiactomies for pornstars...what have ya...!
in Jordan these days, it doesn't cost a girl who 'as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of 'apperance gynaecologists' who don't over-charge the poor fucks any thing above 200 Ds ( dinars ..that's in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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cryptoscopophilia

The urge to look through the windows of homes upon walking past them. Usually done for sexual satisfaction/curiousity reasons.
My! I once recall walking infront a curtain-less window and; being the cryptoscopophiliac that I am...I took a gleek and there was this hairy man bonking his wife senseless! I saw from her body only the wildfire bush of her na-na. Grossest!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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