hytham_hammer's definitions

fork

another word that says 'fuck' in a euphemistic way.

fork you bitch! fork you asshole! I am out.
(These two say the Pixies suck moose dick... can ya even believe it?!)

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Viking metal

Satanist, synth-driven metal rock that comes from Scandinavian countries like Sweden and Norway.
also called : Nordcore.

not a metalhead myself..but I listen to Darkthrone... they truly rock.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Wild & Wild trash

The US militianiks.
The white-supremacist christian rebels that want to topple the administrational goverment in America.
Why are they called so, i have no idea... but it may have something to do with the eponymous film The Wild Bunch.

Leaving urbanity to travel the militianik Montana autobhan...the Wild & Wild trash 'severe' or, rip all documents related to being a US citizen before entering never-never land.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

pyrophilia

one sexual abnormality in which you set fire to your house to get aroused sexually!

fire... I bring you to burn.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

hillbilly armor

The scarps of metal sheets and found glass fused together on humvees by US soldiers in Iraq, to protect their vehicles from IEDs on the road.

Insurgent Iraqis found more than one way to break through the desperate attempts by Marines' soldiers to keep their Humvees in one piece as they patroled the streets of Baghdad.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Playdoms

play aka party condoms.
They come in colors, flavors, glow-in-the-dark ones, too ...don't wear them.

aha..condoms! raincoats,rootsuits, sleeves, partyhats, Jimmyhats, love gloves, love wraps, skins, scabbards, jhonnies, rubbers, saves, protections...

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

geoslaves

A new slavery ( huh, as if we needed a new one, anyways..), where goverment workers and company-mules are traced and their physical location is monitored 24/7/365..by the tecnogadgetry they give to these stupes.
There's even a virtual globe for this kind of task..and experts in the geoslavery field are talking of creating a 'digital geography'; to add injury to insult. Every one under this thing will be 'geo-parsed' (i dunno what the fuck this means..), and electronic privacy can find another planet to thrive happily on. Geoslaves everywhere..welcome to v-reality! .

co-worker:"this is demeaning and humiliating enough baby..i am quitting this company...i am not a number . i am not a geoslave!
sec:"what the ..?!"

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006