hytham_hammer's definitions

contrasexuals

Women who shun off the family, men and marriage for the good life!

description: thirtysomething, uglier than a skillet's bottom and filthy-rich bitch.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

PFFT

Poly-Fragrance Fusion Threat.
An acronym coined by one funny GQ writer to describe someone who uses 3 and more, colonge brands all at once.
I know a word, though, that describes the contrary. Colonge fatigue, is a situation where one always uses the same colonge or scent, over and over! .

'sock' it to them, man!..pfft!!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

dark rooms

hardcore S&M places frequented by so called 'sex terrorists'.

stupid girl: ewww! hammer, you av a wonderful dark room... but I can see no enlarger near?
hammer: oh, that's because I quit photography, baby. Wanna see something interesting?
*both get inside*.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

security area 10

codeword from bar-room speak, means : 'watch out, there's a hot person entering the bar!' .

bartender: security area 10, here comes a stunner! .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

vagina rock

name given to late 80s, early 90s soft rock music played by women.

a lame-out time in the history of rock music !....

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

spoiler

in boxing: one who makes the other opponent look bad but not make himself look good too.

The boxing match was a real fuck-you-instantly fistfest, and we had an Annie Lennox wouldbe who was nothin' but a spoiler. damn!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

iPodolatry

iPod players that suck up your time and attention, epicially those minis.
iPodders around the world are redding the needle in their insatiablity to acquire the latest accessories and music, there's now a thing called 'iPod envy' and..(wait for it):
playlistism!

"I need that metallic-blue mini..." *plonks a coldass 300$ without blinkin'*!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006