hytham_hammer's definitions

filf / dilf

variations on the ever-imposing MILF we all know.
filf is a female i'd like to fuck, dilf is a dick i'd like to fuck; something a girl can say about any guy she can't get her ugly hands on , but really wants to fuck badly.

aha, gotcha!... katie you're not callin' me again your dilf ! see, i thought i was older than your mom.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

ephebophilia

To have sex with only adults!
The( pfew!, finally..) opposite of pedophilia.

note: if a pedophiliac is called 'pedo', then logic has it you should call an ephebophiliac an 'ephebo' or 'phebes' for short?

Hotter-than-the-ass-of-Hell horny French school girls!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

PBM

proud bald-headed man .

Andre Agassi? mebbe.. but proud? no.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

KGB

one of my favorite cocktails: vodka+ espresso+sugar, garnish with a lemon slice.

we had another round of double-shot KGBs..and the room went spppiiinnnniinn'...

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

pinch top

A tee-shirt with clothespins sewn into the fabric in the area that touches the nipples.
BDSM at the move!

mook:ave'ya seen Jim's tee all soaked with blood? man!.. he sure runs alot and ...
other person: nah.. that's just his new pinchtop .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

messosexual

The dirty-boy look of the late nineties: messy hair, flubble, smart casual... the works.

No two in their right minds, can argue that Brad Pitt is the messosexual of the world. Now he changed all of that.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

greb

aha! I wanted for so long to know what is the real word for the phlegm that accompanies smoking cigarettes.

not only that,mind... I now know the one for the unapeasing stench left by the smoke: qualm.
*puffs and drags another loooooong one* listening( no shit, I swear on my father) to The Platters song Smoke Gets In Your Eyes!!! (I don't believe it myself!!!) omfg!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006