hytham_hammer's definitions

lug

acronym for lesbian untill graduation.

Lugs in the U here are a hard-to-find. Thanks to the fact that they plan to extend thier lesbianism well into the later stages of thier measley little sorry lezass lives!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

,,ll,(-_-),ll,,

This is the latestes, l33t3st and surest middle-finger flagdown/putdown there is and will be!
It combines the middle-finger (or, 'the looong finger' yo!) + the ring finger together with both hands out...for a sure-fire 'Fuck You!' effect!

Use at large against hobitches who think that the sun shines outta their 'lonley' asses. B-Hz!

Also known as: Super-finger/ su-fi/ ,,ll,/ ,,ii,

-Hammer: Hey Meagan! Fank you very fankin' much fer one thing, ya lil' Meh-Spacer hotard: I have grown back my pubes and my cockasaurus looks great! <<explanation needed 'ere...cause asshos like Meagan, tend to guzzle way too much jizzle quantities that studies have shown can happen to cause permanent-memory lapses!>> Ya wanted to have my cock with that full beard on it, 'member? Heeyaa! Here's fer 'fank yous':
,,ll,(-_-),ll,,

by hytham_hammer January 3, 2007

zebra

Having sex with black and white women simultaneously.

let's cross... It's green!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

dark rooms

hardcore S&M places frequented by so called 'sex terrorists'.

stupid girl: ewww! hammer, you av a wonderful dark room... but I can see no enlarger near?
hammer: oh, that's because I quit photography, baby. Wanna see something interesting?
*both get inside*.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

vagina rock

name given to late 80s, early 90s soft rock music played by women.

a lame-out time in the history of rock music !....

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

pony car

a medium size NASCAR 'National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing' racecar.

I still don't know why they call the Indy and NASCAR: "open wheel" races.
Any one with an inkling?...

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

schlockbuster

a movie 'blockbuster' that is so sucky.

yuch!..Steven Segal is schlockbuster movie number one star.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006