hytham_hammer's definitions

sheeple

sheep people: those who follow like a sheep every trend and fad.

My!!, this whole mundo-trasho world is full of trashisocrats,steerage-class and sheeple who only need the 'baah,baah' sound effest effect to complete the task!

by hytham_hammer August 29, 2005

agastopia

Admiration of a particular part of a woman's body.

The back is my desert. I'm an agastopian and I need to go rambling forever on your back, Zeena.
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by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

dark rooms

hardcore S&M places frequented by so called 'sex terrorists'.

stupid girl: ewww! hammer, you av a wonderful dark room... but I can see no enlarger near?
hammer: oh, that's because I quit photography, baby. Wanna see something interesting?
*both get inside*.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

vagina rock

name given to late 80s, early 90s soft rock music played by women.

a lame-out time in the history of rock music !....

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

cryptoscopophilia

The urge to look through the windows of homes upon walking past them. Usually done for sexual satisfaction/curiousity reasons.

My! I once recall walking infront a curtain-less window and; being the cryptoscopophiliac that I am...I took a gleek and there was this hairy man bonking his wife senseless! I saw from her body only the wildfire bush of her na-na. Grossest!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

freeriding

snowboarding: medium-length boarding technique.

the boardies started to gather for a mush-up on some freshie Dr. Deep freeriding contest. (!!!!!)

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

fud

pussy..the growler...a Scottish term for the place we all came from.
note: thier is another one scots use and it gets confused with the all-standard 'naff' gays use as codeword for straight people . NAFF is short for 'not available for fucking', so the use of the word is a deragotory one for any thing that's shitty or... 'naff'. But , no. The case is not so. The word naff is scots for pussy (nayuf), and you can use it and fud to randomly refer to any annoying person or a total twatter!. peace.

ahh..her fud was so tasty, i went down on her for a whole hour !..ahhh..that fud!

by hytham_hammer July 21, 2005