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white-collar boxing

no head shots, 3 rounds no breaks.
same as a 'straightener' boxing match, played among workers in ships or factories.
Fight Club is lame-o, all they tried to do in that fuckin' flock "flop flick" was to look a bit like white-collar boxers ..and it sucked big great friggin' time! Try again, Pitt..u wussie!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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appearance gynaecology

aka hymen restoration, labia reconstruction,vaginal rejuvenation, labiactomies for pornstars...what have ya...!
in Jordan these days, it doesn't cost a girl who 'as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of 'apperance gynaecologists' who don't over-charge the poor fucks any thing above 200 Ds ( dinars ..that's in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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cryptoscopophilia

The urge to look through the windows of homes upon walking past them. Usually done for sexual satisfaction/curiousity reasons.
My! I once recall walking infront a curtain-less window and; being the cryptoscopophiliac that I am...I took a gleek and there was this hairy man bonking his wife senseless! I saw from her body only the wildfire bush of her na-na. Grossest!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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turd fish

when swimming in Brighton, be careful not to come out of water with a turd fish on your head, blokey!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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VGRS

Ahab got totally pownedz00rx'd in CS; he keeled over and started to shake! We didn't figure why untill we reached the hospital and the nurse told us of him having been through a toughassed VGRS bout. wat a poor sod!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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contrasexuals

Women who shun off the family, men and marriage for the good life!
description: thirtysomething, uglier than a skillet's bottom and filthy-rich bitch.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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acorn attack

the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.
Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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