hytham_hammer's definitions

whiskers

The faded horizontal line marks below front jeans' pockets.

whiskers can look cool on some but gay on others e.g. David Schwimmer.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

vagina rock

name given to late 80s, early 90s soft rock music played by women.

a lame-out time in the history of rock music !....

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

dark rooms

hardcore S&M places frequented by so called 'sex terrorists'.

stupid girl: ewww! hammer, you av a wonderful dark room... but I can see no enlarger near?
hammer: oh, that's because I quit photography, baby. Wanna see something interesting?
*both get inside*.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

T & T

tangerine + Tequila 'gold' .

ahhhh.. summer cocktail? here's the best!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

white-collar boxing

no head shots, 3 rounds no breaks.
same as a 'straightener' boxing match, played among workers in ships or factories.

Fight Club is lame-o, all they tried to do in that fuckin' flock "flop flick" was to look a bit like white-collar boxers ..and it sucked big great friggin' time! Try again, Pitt..u wussie!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

spoiler

in boxing: one who makes the other opponent look bad but not make himself look good too.

The boxing match was a real fuck-you-instantly fistfest, and we had an Annie Lennox wouldbe who was nothin' but a spoiler. damn!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

iPodolatry

iPod players that suck up your time and attention, epicially those minis.
iPodders around the world are redding the needle in their insatiablity to acquire the latest accessories and music, there's now a thing called 'iPod envy' and..(wait for it):
playlistism!

"I need that metallic-blue mini..." *plonks a coldass 300$ without blinkin'*!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006