Rittered

Death from sudden heart failure a la John Ritter

"We had no time to get Armando to the hospital after he suddenly Rittered"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

meat bags

A womans breasts

Judy has a fine set of meat bags. I'd love to suck them.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

shitpipe

the buttocks

Sheila's got a fine looking shitpipe.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

chexican

A Chinese Mexican

"It's our belief that a bigger threat to California is the exploding Chexican population"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

volcano ass

When you're asshole is like Mount St. Helens and is ready to explode like a volcano.

"Bro, you better pull over. I gots volcano ass and might splatter all over your nice upholstery"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

burning star

An itchy sphincter from poor wiping.

"Do you see a bathroom, I have a burning star."

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

Rig

a woman's body

She's got a great rig.

by hughmonger October 31, 2003