hughmonger's definitions

half a fag

A bisexual.

"Carmine is acting like half a fag the way he is looking at Ronnie"

by hughmonger June 16, 2004

shitpipe

the buttocks

Sheila's got a fine looking shitpipe.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

burning star

An itchy sphincter from poor wiping.

"Do you see a bathroom, I have a burning star."

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

total scrotal

The act of orally engulfing the entire male scrotum in one's mouth.

See also tea bag

Dolores was a real charmer. She gave me a total scrotal and then finished me off.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

meat bags

A womans breasts

Judy has a fine set of meat bags. I'd love to suck them.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Ben Vereened

To get hit by an automobile while jogging on a winding road

"We rushed to the hospital when we received word that Les was Ben Vereened on highway 18 last night."

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

chexican

A Chinese Mexican

Our parish has a large Chexican community.

by hughmonger October 29, 2003