Fire In the Hole

An itchy sphincter, usually from poor wiping.

"Could you direct me to the restroom? I've got a fire in the hole."

by hughmonger November 06, 2003

Ben Vereened

To get hit by an automobile while jogging on a winding road

"We rushed to the hospital when we received word that Les was Ben Vereened on highway 18 last night."

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

making mud

The act of defecation.

If you're looking for Mike, he's in the bathroom making mud.

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Mexicunt

1.a Mexican vagina.
2.a Mexican bitch.

Maria was a being a real mexicunt last night.

by hughmonger November 03, 2003

Rittered

Death from sudden heart failure a la John Ritter

"We had no time to get Armando to the hospital after he suddenly Rittered"

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

chexican

A Chinese Mexican

Our parish has a large Chexican community.

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

chexican

A Chinese Mexican

"It's our belief that a bigger threat to California is the exploding Chexican population"

by hughmonger October 30, 2003