Palmer Report

A clickbait online blog that attests almost daily that Trump will go to prison.
Hey did you hear the breaking news from the Palmer report? They said trump is going to prison

Haha that Bill Palmer is such a character
by holy guacomole June 28, 2021
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Faucing

The act of a non prominent individual becoming the source of information for a short time then dragging it out for a long period of time for the soul purpose of attention.
Hey Man why is everyone talking to that nerd Anthony

Anthony was the only one that saw the school fight

Fuck Anthony that kid is Faucing, he just likes the attention.
by holy guacomole March 22, 2021
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Instagram Stripper

An Instagram Stripper is a girl who posts slutty pictures on the gram on a consistent basis. She will self identify as a model but the only product she is peddling is her boobs and ass. Instead of throwing dollars you simply make it rain in likes
Yo, do you follow "Insert unpaid "instagram model" here"?

Hell yea bro, she is my favorite Instagram Stripper
by holy guacomole November 12, 2019
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Ben Shapiro Curse

The anomaly that exists where Ben Shapiro has never voted for the winner of a presidential election.
Ben Shapiro just announced he voted Blank for president, i hope Blank doesnt fall to the Ben Shapiro Curse
by holy guacomole November 04, 2020
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Algorithm

The mythical genie that lives on the internet that controls what will go viral.
Hey man, have you figured out how to get on the youtube trending page.

Yea man, you need to please the youtube algorithm
by holy guacomole February 24, 2020
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Fever Dong

The anomaly that happens when someone is sick with a fever and you become hung like a horse due to increased body temp.
So it turns out, Giant Penis is a symptom of covid. Its known as fever dong
by holy guacomole April 08, 2021
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Boomer Misinformation

Misinformation online spread by boomers who come from an era where if the information is in the form typed text, they consider it true. This misinformation is often shared in the form of a grainy facebook picture.
Oh no, grandma is sharing boomer misinformation online again. Someone take her phone away
by holy guacomole November 17, 2022
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