Definitions by holy guacomole

Boomer Misinformation

Misinformation online spread by boomers who come from an era where if the information is in the form typed text, they consider it true. This misinformation is often shared in the form of a grainy facebook picture.

Oh no, grandma is sharing boomer misinformation online again. Someone take her phone away

Boomer Misinformation by holy guacomole November 17, 2022

Palmer Report 

A clickbait political blog that relies on an army of grandmas for support. The blog wholeheartedly believes that trump is going to prison.

Dude, why does your grandma keep saying that trump is going to prison.

Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.

Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia

Palmer Report by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Palmer Report 

A clickbait online blog that attests almost daily that Trump will go to prison.

Hey did you hear the breaking news from the Palmer report? They said trump is going to prison

Haha that Bill Palmer is such a character

Palmer Report by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Fever Dong 

The anomaly that happens when someone is sick with a fever and you become hung like a horse due to increased body temp.

So it turns out, Giant Penis is a symptom of covid. Its known as fever dong

Fever Dong by holy guacomole April 8, 2021

Faucing 

The act of a non prominent individual becoming the source of information for a short time then dragging it out for a long period of time for the soul purpose of attention.

Hey Man why is everyone talking to that nerd Anthony

Anthony was the only one that saw the school fight

Fuck Anthony that kid is Faucing, he just likes the attention.

Faucing by holy guacomole March 22, 2021

Ben Shapiro Curse 

The anomaly that exists where Ben Shapiro has never voted for the winner of a presidential election.

Ben Shapiro just announced he voted Blank for president, i hope Blank doesnt fall to the Ben Shapiro Curse

Ben Shapiro Curse by holy guacomole November 4, 2020

Algorithm 

The mythical genie that lives on the internet that controls what will go viral.

Hey man, have you figured out how to get on the youtube trending page.

Yea man, you need to please the youtube algorithm

Algorithm by holy guacomole February 24, 2020