holy guacomole's definitions

Boomer Misinformation

Misinformation online spread by boomers who come from an era where if the information is in the form typed text, they consider it true. This misinformation is often shared in the form of a grainy facebook picture.

Oh no, grandma is sharing boomer misinformation online again. Someone take her phone away

by holy guacomole November 17, 2022

Fever Dong

The anomaly that happens when someone is sick with a fever and you become hung like a horse due to increased body temp.

So it turns out, Giant Penis is a symptom of covid. Its known as fever dong

by holy guacomole April 8, 2021

Ben Shapiro Curse

The anomaly that exists where Ben Shapiro has never voted for the winner of a presidential election.

Ben Shapiro just announced he voted Blank for president, i hope Blank doesnt fall to the Ben Shapiro Curse

by holy guacomole November 4, 2020

Palmer Report

A clickbait online blog that attests almost daily that Trump will go to prison.

Hey did you hear the breaking news from the Palmer report? They said trump is going to prison

Haha that Bill Palmer is such a character

by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Instagram Stripper

An Instagram Stripper is a girl who posts slutty pictures on the gram on a consistent basis. She will self identify as a model but the only product she is peddling is her boobs and ass. Instead of throwing dollars you simply make it rain in likes

Yo, do you follow "Insert unpaid "instagram model" here"?

Hell yea bro, she is my favorite Instagram Stripper

by holy guacomole November 12, 2019

The Big Game

The name media companies give to the SuperBowl because the NFL will sue the ever living shit out of anyone that uses their trademarks.

Hey Tom, are you coming to the churches The Big Game party

Why don't you just call it the church SuperBowl party?

Because Last year the NFL sued gods house of worship for using their trademark!!

by holy guacomole August 23, 2019

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED

She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed

by holy guacomole September 13, 2019