Definitions by hodags1966

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

three horsemen of the apocalypse by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

NRA

What you say when someone asks you why the US flag is being flown at half-staff.

"Why is the flag half-staff?"
"NRA."
"Evil bastards. Which mass shooting was this? Hey, is it still 'too soon' to discuss gun control?

NRA by hodags1966 November 10, 2018

Obama to Trump 

When a situation goes from good to bad in a matter of seconds, especially if a completely unnecessary turn of events.

"Whoa, dude, what the hell happened last night? Everyone was having a great time and then suddenly things went from Obama to Trump!"

"I know, right? What an out-of-the-blue shit storm. Senseless, totally unnecessary, shitty turn of events."

Obama to Trump by hodags1966 November 10, 2018

standing pike 

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.

"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."

standing pike by hodags1966 July 22, 2018

MOTUS 

Moron Of The United States, also known as Donald Trump

Hey, so what idiotic, hateful thing did MOTUS say or tweet today?

MOTUS by hodags1966 June 2, 2018

Met my deductible 

When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.

Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!

Met my deductible by hodags1966 May 3, 2018

control-f years 

The years of life spent trying to find oneself and figure out what he or she will do with their life. Typically someone's 20's. These youngsters often feel a bit lost about their place in the world but usually have a blast looking.

"I love my family and all that, but, damn, I miss my control-f years."

control-f years by hodags1966 January 23, 2018