Obama to Trump

When a situation goes from good to bad in a matter of seconds, especially if a completely unnecessary turn of events.

"Whoa, dude, what the hell happened last night? Everyone was having a great time and then suddenly things went from Obama to Trump!"

"I know, right? What an out-of-the-blue shit storm. Senseless, totally unnecessary, shitty turn of events."

by hodags1966 November 10, 2018

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anti-math

The logical next target for the anti-science climate-change deniers and the anti-Vaxxers.

"Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."

by hodags1966 June 23, 2019

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standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.

"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."

by hodags1966 July 22, 2018

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NRA

What you say when someone asks you why the US flag is being flown at half-staff.

"Why is the flag half-staff?"
"NRA."
"Evil bastards. Which mass shooting was this? Hey, is it still 'too soon' to discuss gun control?

by hodags1966 November 10, 2018

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neutral bagprint

The practice of always refusing a plastic bag when buying merchandise, from which pride and worthiness is generated.

Clerk: "Do you want that in a bag?"

Shopper: "No. I maintain a neutral bagprint."

Clerk, murmuring: "Go fuck yourself."

Shopper walks to gas-guzzling SUV.

by hodags1966 October 07, 2017

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