hodags1966's definitions
When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.
Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!
by hodags1966 May 3, 2018
Get the Met my deductiblemug. Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
by hodags1966 May 31, 2019
Get the three horsemen of the apocalypsemug. by hodags1966 June 10, 2020
Get the wikipedicmug. Ted: "Wow, our democracy is now nothing but a "People's Choice Award." We quit caring about background, character, intelligence or other intangibles, and simply pick the most entertaining white guy."
Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world."
Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"
Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world."
Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"
by hodags1966 November 12, 2020
Get the People's Choice Awardmug. Donald Trump's attack of Fox News after his 2020 election loss. This idiom pays homage to Fonzie's infamous shark-jumping on the TV show Happy Days. Just like Fonzie, Trump's action was one too many, and eventually lead to the breakup of the GOP into one camp of gaslighted worshippers and another of people still somewhat tethered to reality.
by hodags1966 November 12, 2020
Get the Jump the Foxmug. A request to someone to admit they are wrong.
In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."
by hodags1966 September 6, 2019
Get the Put down the Sharpiemug. A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.
“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”
by hodags1966 June 11, 2020
Get the Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS)mug.