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Drop the Sharpie

"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."
by hodags1966 September 24, 2019
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full batshit

the now-reigning highest level of crazy
The Stable Genius went full batshit last night with his latest rage-tweet, this one about Jack tagging his lies as... drum roll... lies!
by hodags1966 May 29, 2020
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JOTUS

Joe Biden, President of the United States. JOTUS is a spin-off of POTUS.

(Joe of the United States.)
JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.
by hodags1966 November 8, 2020
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Feather

A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.
Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins.

Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!

Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms.
by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
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The Big Delusion

The set of beliefs of the Americans in 2020 who follow Hate Media. The Big Delusion is the result of 3 decades of Rush Limbaugh and others on conservative radio, 25 years of Fox News, a decade of hateful social media and the rise of an immoral political party dominated by Donald Trump. These beliefs include thinking the 2020 presidential election was stolen, the Coronavirus pandemic was a hoax or at least dishonestly overblown, that Democrats are inherently bad people who want communism, the mainstream media is corrupt and dishonest, that darker-skinned people are unsafe and inferior and that their like-minded community, and all that they stand for, is under assault.
After years of trying to talk sense into Gil, I've concluded he is an unsalvageable victim of the Big Delusion. I knew he was on the road to crazy when he was consuming so much Rush Limbaugh in the 1990's, but there wasn't much I could do about it then, and nothing I can do about it now. A mind ruined. It's so sad.
by hodags1966 January 10, 2021
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MOTUS

Hey, so what idiotic, hateful thing did MOTUS say or tweet today?
by hodags1966 June 2, 2018
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Obama to Trump

When a situation goes from good to bad in a matter of seconds, especially if a completely unnecessary turn of events.
"Whoa, dude, what the hell happened last night? Everyone was having a great time and then suddenly things went from Obama to Trump!"

"I know, right? What an out-of-the-blue shit storm. Senseless, totally unnecessary, shitty turn of events."
by hodags1966 November 10, 2018
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