hodags1966's definitions

MOTUS

Moron Of The United States, also known as Donald Trump

Hey, so what idiotic, hateful thing did MOTUS say or tweet today?

by hodags1966 June 2, 2018

poor man's lettuce

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

by hodags1966 October 19, 2017

anti-math

The logical next target for the anti-science climate-change deniers and the anti-Vaxxers.

"Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."

by hodags1966 June 23, 2019

JOTUS

Joe Biden, President of the United States. JOTUS is a spin-off of POTUS.

(Joe of the United States.)

JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.

by hodags1966 November 8, 2020

Obama to Trump

When a situation goes from good to bad in a matter of seconds, especially if a completely unnecessary turn of events.

"Whoa, dude, what the hell happened last night? Everyone was having a great time and then suddenly things went from Obama to Trump!"

"I know, right? What an out-of-the-blue shit storm. Senseless, totally unnecessary, shitty turn of events."

by hodags1966 November 10, 2018

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

Met my deductible

When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.

Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!

by hodags1966 May 3, 2018