by hodags1966 June 10, 2020
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by hodags1966 November 08, 2020
Get the JOTUS mug.The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.
"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."
"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
by hodags1966 July 22, 2018
Get the standing pike mug.A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.
“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”
by hodags1966 June 11, 2020
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In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."
by hodags1966 September 06, 2019
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Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!
by hodags1966 May 03, 2018
Get the Met my deductible mug.Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
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