hodags1966's definitions

Schwingularity

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on

“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020

control-f years

The years of life spent trying to find oneself and figure out what he or she will do with their life. Typically someone's 20's. These youngsters often feel a bit lost about their place in the world but usually have a blast looking.

"I love my family and all that, but, damn, I miss my control-f years."

by hodags1966 January 23, 2018

neutral bagprint

The practice of always refusing a plastic bag when buying merchandise, from which pride and worthiness is generated.

Clerk: "Do you want that in a bag?"

Shopper: "No. I maintain a neutral bagprint."

Clerk, murmuring: "Go fuck yourself."

Shopper walks to gas-guzzling SUV.

by hodags1966 October 9, 2017