full batshit

the now-reigning highest level of crazy

The Stable Genius went full batshit last night with his latest rage-tweet, this one about Jack tagging his lies as... drum roll... lies!

by hodags1966 May 29, 2020

neutral bagprint

The practice of always refusing a plastic bag when buying merchandise, from which pride and worthiness is generated.

Clerk: "Do you want that in a bag?"

Shopper: "No. I maintain a neutral bagprint."

Clerk, murmuring: "Go fuck yourself."

Shopper walks to gas-guzzling SUV.

by hodags1966 October 09, 2017

control-f years

The years of life spent trying to find oneself and figure out what he or she will do with their life. Typically someone's 20's. These youngsters often feel a bit lost about their place in the world but usually have a blast looking.

"I love my family and all that, but, damn, I miss my control-f years."

by hodags1966 January 23, 2018