Definitions by hodags1966

unsocial media

What social media has become

“It’s sad, but Trump, the Russians and their cronies have turned social media into an awful place of insults, bullying, lies, name-calling and other mean-spirited, vindictive behavior.”

“Yeah, unsocial media is pretty fucked up.”

unsocial media by hodags1966 October 28, 2017

poor man's lettuce 

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

poor man's lettuce by hodags1966 October 19, 2017

neutral bagprint 

The practice of always refusing a plastic bag when buying merchandise, from which pride and worthiness is generated.

Clerk: "Do you want that in a bag?"

Shopper: "No. I maintain a neutral bagprint."

Clerk, murmuring: "Go fuck yourself."

Shopper walks to gas-guzzling SUV.

neutral bagprint by hodags1966 October 9, 2017