A communal party drink mixed in a big plastic tub with ice, consisting of a fifth of everclear, a fifth of vodka, a case of beer, 6 Sparks tallboy energy drinks, 3 cans of frozen lemonade concentrate, and optionally four cans of Red Bull. Scaled up as necessary.
Also refers to a Memphis-style party where slamboozie is served, featuring women dancing wildly or bellowing Beyoncé songs at top volume in its later stages, finishing the night with a fast food run.
Also refers to a Memphis-style party where slamboozie is served, featuring women dancing wildly or bellowing Beyoncé songs at top volume in its later stages, finishing the night with a fast food run.
1) After the slamboozie, Jessica dropped the key on the way to the car, and used her cellphone flashlight to find it.
2) After passing the Bar, Cristina invited her BFFs to a slamboozie.
3) "Yo, girl, back away from the slamboozie, you don't want to end up a vodka whore!".
2) After passing the Bar, Cristina invited her BFFs to a slamboozie.
3) "Yo, girl, back away from the slamboozie, you don't want to end up a vodka whore!".
by hmakav July 02, 2009
Get the slamboozie mug."Did you see Alex? Not only is he on the football team, he's got a new jock rocket, a Yamaha YZ6! How much more of a chick magnet cliche could he be? Get a puppy, too?"
by hmakav December 10, 2007
Get the jock rocket mug.A cellphone backlight used as a makeshift flashlight. Sometimes requires repeated keypresses to keep the screen lit.
1) After the party, Nicole dropped the key on the way to the car, and used her cellphone flashlight to find it.
2) Alex is such a nerd, he set his backlight to pure white so he can use his phone as a cellphone flashlight!
2) Alex is such a nerd, he set his backlight to pure white so he can use his phone as a cellphone flashlight!
by hmakav May 03, 2009
Get the cellphone flashlight mug.A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
by hmakav February 05, 2013
Get the contact parker mug.Friendgasm: noun. The joy I feel when I introduce two wonderful friends, and they go do phenomenal things together; a form of platonic, prosocial compersion; the comfort of knowing the world is a safer place, the more sweet souls are connecting with one another in interdependence. 😍💖🌈
Kiki had a friendgasm when Celena and Charlie decided to go to a clothing-optional workshop together after introducing them.
by hmakav November 19, 2019
Get the friendgasm mug.(1) And I've bored you to death, but tough patooties, cause I love talking about myself. I'm self-centered, as if you couldn't already tell.
(2) As my dad used to say, tough patooties. Here, as the dissenters in Bush v. Gore noted, the courts are taking the next logical step on the equal protection...
(3) If I missed you this week, tough patooties. This stuff is hard!
(2) As my dad used to say, tough patooties. Here, as the dissenters in Bush v. Gore noted, the courts are taking the next logical step on the equal protection...
(3) If I missed you this week, tough patooties. This stuff is hard!
by hmakav November 28, 2006
Get the tough patooties mug.by hmakav October 24, 2018
Get the Target daddy mug.