Infested

The most awful state of being possible.

After flying 18 hours to Japan, next to 2 smelly fat guys and 3 screaming children, I was totally infested.

by hititlong December 27, 2005

puller

A more subtle way of calling someone a jerkoff/jackoff. One who pulls his pud instead of doing what he is supposed to.

It took us 6 hours to play golf because there were so many pullers in front of us.

by hititlong January 04, 2006

ediface

An erect penis, sticking out like a tall building.

Seeing those giant tits gave me an ediface.

by hititlong January 04, 2006

salad girl

An ironic name for a girl who won't have anal sex.

Hey salad girl, why won't you let me do you in the pooper.

by hititlong January 04, 2006

pulling

Sitting around doing nothing. Jerking off.

"What are you doing right now?"

Pulling.

by hititlong January 04, 2006

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 06, 2006

home slice

Someone who is an over the top dork. Someone who is trying way too hard to be cool and fails miserably.

Look at that guy in the polyester leisure suit trying to pick up on that super model. What a home slice.

by hititlong January 01, 2006