Poondemic

When coronavirus spreads via sexual transmission.

The president just declared travel restrictions due to this poondemic.

by hibbityjibbity March 12, 2020

2 Guys 1 Cup

A home brew beer that is made by 2 buddies hanging out, using only 1 cup for wastage when siphoning the beer from fermenter to bottling bucket.

Have you tasted 2 Guys 1 Cup? It's a fantastic Hefeweizen perfect for spring and summer.

by hibbityjibbity July 26, 2019

Scrotebook

a notebook kept by a total dickhead

My manager had a meeting with me and the whole time he was writing in his scrotebook.

by hibbityjibbity March 06, 2020

Wikipenia

A web-based encyclopedia of penis-related information.

He has a chode.

What’s that?
Look it up in Wikipenia.

by hibbityjibbity February 07, 2021

East Indian Giver

"Indian giver" is a pejorative expression used to describe a person who gives a "gift" and later wants it back or who expects something of equivalent worth in return for the item.

"East Indian giver" is when somebody receives a gift, and then in turn gifts the original giver a small piece of the original gift received.

For Joes birthday, Steve bought him a 30pk of Joes favorite beer as a birthday gift. A week later, for Steves wedding, Joe gave 1 of the beers out of the same 30pk to Steve as a gift.

Joe is an East Indian Giver

by hibbityjibbity January 08, 2024

perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 05, 2020