43 definitions by hex_ten

pwn

v. to own
may derive from misspelling of 'own'or may come from kapown as in 'al kapone' all ways of saying OWN, comes from all the l33ts of counter-strike

you got pwned by that skiddie and his hax!!

by hex_ten November 23, 2003

chode

A penis which has a greater width than it does length, although contrary to popular opinion, a chode cannot exist, the word is simply used to mockingly define a penis which is short and fat, see stumpy

"wow, that is one chodey chode"

by hex_ten December 24, 2004

jesal

Jesal means to be as jesus, as in walking on water, is a jesal act.
Making water into wine is also a jesal act, making wine into water...is just stupid.

wow, that guy is jesal, did you see him be king of all the jews, shit, i mean, actually wow.

by hex_ten March 1, 2005

S.J

wow, the guy sounds like he likes to take rim shots

*shhhhllluck* good shit MOD (in caps cause i suck ass)

by hex_ten June 10, 2004

diet whoopass

a can of whoopass requiring less energy and only 3 calories per serving!

"hell, im tired, i only got DIET whoopass left"

by hex_ten November 29, 2003

smeh

random noise of disapproval or "i cant be bothered with you"ness
sounds much like muh, meh, hmm, umm, juhh, tuhh, phhhh and iamo

Guy:"how are you today"
hobo:"smeh"
Guy:"hey, thats the noise your mom made last night!"

by hex_ten December 7, 2003

z0r

the wrong way to spell x0r, see x0r

im a total haxzor cause i roxzor

by hex_ten December 27, 2003