hex_ten's definitions

smeh

random noise of disapproval or "i cant be bothered with you"ness
sounds much like muh, meh, hmm, umm, juhh, tuhh, phhhh and iamo

Guy:"how are you today"
hobo:"smeh"
Guy:"hey, thats the noise your mom made last night!"

by hex_ten December 7, 2003

phat porn pipe

a highspeed broadband or adsl line
so called cause the l33t h4x0r's porn loads MUCH faster

"my phat porn pipe is fux0ring up again and i couldn't get it up yesterday"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

blowing up

the act of going from one piece to many pieces in a short space of time, C4 or TNT used to speed up process

hoho, look at him, he's blowing up *SPLAT*

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

1.5

a better version than 1.4, i prefered beta myself but hey, times move on

Hobo V1.5 is better than Hobo V1.4 and MUCH better than Hobo V0.9b

by hex_ten November 23, 2003

zerocool

a "l33t H4X0r" also known as crash override, from the movie hackers, he "pwns all joo ll4m4s", apparently

dade murphy is l33t as zer0c00l

by hex_ten November 22, 2003

zombie check

The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,

This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.

The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.

Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!

"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"

"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"

by hex_ten January 28, 2006

Arrakis

Lame place, full of worms and sand, not good vacation spot,
some fremen, shoot on sight, value water too much, should all be killed, see Operation Arrakis Freedom

"i dont know man, we arrived and all we could see was sand, then a worm ate us and shat us out as MORE sand, THEN we called the travel agency"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003