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poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.
I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.
by heptune August 31, 2008
mugGet the poodle paddymug.

schnitzelmouse

(n)A fat-bodied, short-legged mouselike rodent, a vole.
My cat left a dead schnitzelmouse on our porch.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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woojie

(v) to play with a cat or baby by gently poking, tickling, or blowing on their body, especially in the belly area. May also involve gently rolling the recumbent subject back and forth by placing a hand on the belly.
"You're so cute, you know I'm going to have to woojie you!"
by heptune June 15, 2006
mugGet the woojiemug.

making shit up

The process by which some academics (especially those in sociology and education) develop theories, do research, and publish articles.
The idea that the mummy was Nefertiti was established by the process of making shit up.
by Heptune May 15, 2005
mugGet the making shit upmug.

cootie

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.
One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
mugGet the cootiemug.

G-fan

(n) A fan of Godzilla monsters and movies.
Anguirus is one of the most popular monsters among G-fans.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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rope snot

(n) nasal mucus that adheres into a long, coherent string that can be extracted from the nasal cavity by gently pulling on the emergent end
I had amazing rope snot with that last cold; I was able to pull out a cable of mucus 5 inches long.
by heptune June 15, 2006
mugGet the rope snotmug.

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