schnitzelmouse

(n)A fat-bodied, short-legged mouselike rodent, a vole.

My cat left a dead schnitzelmouse on our porch.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune August 31, 2008

load shedding

On Guam, this is a euphemism for power rationing or planned power outages.

The Guam Power Authority scheduled six hours of load shedding in Yigo today.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

glup

2. (n) A serving spoon full of food or a scoop of ice cream.

Just give me two glups.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

far-righteous

(adj) (derog) Extreme right-wing politically and actively seeking to enshrine religiously based views into law

The far-righteous legislators are trying to legalize violence against gay people.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

vulture

1. (n) A driver who obstructs traffic in a parking lot waiting for someone to vacate a parking place.
2. (v) The act of obstructing traffic in a parking lot while waiting for a parking place to open.

1. The vulture was waiting for a place in the front row, even though there were plenty of places open in the next row.
2. He was vulturing me so closely that I didn't have room to back out.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

bayman

(n) A person from any part of Newfoundland except St. Johns. People from St. Johns are called townies.

"Ask a townie for a smoke,
He will say his pipe is broke;
Ask a bayman for a chew,
He will bite it off for you."
(verse from traditional song, Muscles in the Corner)

by Heptune May 14, 2005