heptune's definitions

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune August 31, 2008

schnitzelmouse

(n)A fat-bodied, short-legged mouselike rodent, a vole.

My cat left a dead schnitzelmouse on our porch.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

woojie

(v) to play with a cat or baby by gently poking, tickling, or blowing on their body, especially in the belly area. May also involve gently rolling the recumbent subject back and forth by placing a hand on the belly.

"You're so cute, you know I'm going to have to woojie you!"

by heptune June 15, 2006

making shit up

The process by which some academics (especially those in sociology and education) develop theories, do research, and publish articles.

The idea that the mummy was Nefertiti was established by the process of making shit up.

by Heptune May 15, 2005

cootie

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.

One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

G-fan

(n) A fan of Godzilla monsters and movies.

Anguirus is one of the most popular monsters among G-fans.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

rope snot

(n) nasal mucus that adheres into a long, coherent string that can be extracted from the nasal cavity by gently pulling on the emergent end

I had amazing rope snot with that last cold; I was able to pull out a cable of mucus 5 inches long.

by heptune June 15, 2006