mistletoe

A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration

"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

Rubber Band

a round rubber thingy with streachy properties, usually made of rubber. sometimes they are brown, sometimes they are blue, there have also been reports of red rubber bands, but i have never seen one myself.

"this rubber band is really hurting my penis."

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

weezer

somebody who has smoked a tad to much throughout their lifetime

*cough* *wheeze* gah! im just a burnt out old weezer.
ok, so i just made that up, fuck you

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

safety pin

a foldable pointy object, useful for getting stuff off of other stuff.

hey, you got a saftey pin? my pipe is clogged again

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

KaZaa

the quickest, easiest way to piss off RIAA

"i wish i had never KaZaad"

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

Poppycock

something stewie wrote on the wall in an episode of family guy

look! im writing profanity on the wall!

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

486

the obsolete paperweight lying in the corner of my room

hey, be careful with that brand new 486, it cost me $3000!

by hash is brown November 13, 2003