harry flashman's definitions

almoranha

Spanish slang for hemorrhoid, combining the words for "almond" and "piranha"

Deus mio..Ai-yi-i-i-i...los almoranha es grande caliente mi cuolo.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

gnude

To recall prior knowledge of.

Orville gnude he'd seen her before...maybe she'd been a centerfold or sumthing.

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

license to steal

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

krap

KKK dung.

Grand Klugle Marmaluke excused himself from the cross-burning to go take a krap.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

brokedick

Non-functional or inoperative. (TU)

Leander's headcatch was brokedick so this years bred heifers weren't gonna get palpated or Ivomec-ed.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

cockbite

An untrustworthy person.

"Sammy the Bull Gravano is a real cockbite," said the Dapper Don.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

problematic

A failing or inoperative automatic transmission.

When asked by the service technician at the garage if his automobile transmission was a stick shift, Bubba, having just attained a GED, replied, "No, problematic."

by harry flashman September 1, 2003