harry flashman's definitions

asswhuppin'

Intense physical retribution involving heavy bruising put upon a person in need of a life lesson in civility, politeness and manners.

Kenny King put an asswhuppin' on Larry.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

gargoyle

1. A woman resembling a fish. 2. To cleanse the throat and mouth.

1. With a snout like that, Juanita looks like a gargoyle. 2. Go gargoyle with Listerine, Greta.

by Harry Flashman November 12, 2003

holyfuckingshit

An expletive indicating mild surprise.

Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

catshit and apple butter

An interjection indicating exasperation.

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

iaintdunnit

A categorical denial said immediately after the discovery of wrongdoing but before accusations have been made...an admission of guilt.

Everbody knowed Bubba stolt Cooters moonpie as soon as Bubba said, "iaintdunnit".

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

bacdafucup

Get out of my face. Wait a minute, pinhead.

Bacdafucup, bazooka breath!

by harry flashman July 10, 2006

soup sandwich

A baseline reference of how screwed up someone or something is.

Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."

by harry flashman July 23, 2003