harry flashman's definitions

caps

1. Covers or completes. 2. Head gear. 3. Gel-encapsulated medication. 4. Noisemakers for toy guns.

1. Getting arrested for multiple felonies caps a 30 year political career. 2. Rodney had a hard time finding caps in size #6. 3.Give me two Alleve caps, I have to go satisfy a high maintenance client. 4.I think the CPSC has outlawed caps.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

futz

To dawdle or waste time.

Don't futz around. Get back to work.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

religious truth

What one perceives as God's word, which can be different things to people in a group but is known to be absolute fact to each individual.

When someone says they have religious truth remember this saying: "Follow him who seeks the truth; beware of him who has found it."

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

blinkage

A nervous tic of the eyelid.

You could tell from Bill's blinkage that he was lying about never having sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

chaste

Having preserved one's virtue by not having sex.

Jolene was a good girl by Arkansas standards, she'd been chaste by her male kinfolks but had never been caught.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

Babdis

The militant, hardcore, ultra-fundamentalist, Shia, right wing of the Baptist religion.

Jethro, you take my word for it...onced them Babdis get fired up wid the Holy Spirit, ain't no Cathlick, Jew or man of color safe in this county.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

what the fuck, over

Military jargon, occasionally written or spoken "WTFO"...while actually saying "What the fuck, over" what is implied is "Are you fucking shitting me?"

What the fuck, over...what PT Nazi came up with the idea of measuring percent body fat every month?

by harry flashman July 3, 2003