nunya

What happens to misbehaving Catholic boys and girls in schools run by nuns.

Sister Agnes is gonna nunya for talking dirty.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

nosepicker

A military officer who is a graduate of his or her respective service academy.

It wasn't LCDR Schmedlapp's leadership skills that identified her as a nosepicker...it was the USNA ring two fingers down from the one buried up to the second knuckle in her nose.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

lookieherebubba

The last words of a redneck before he accidentally kills himself.

LookiehereBubba, betcha I can chainsaw that wart off my chin.

by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003

urinal cake

A civilian version of what is correctly called "officer candy" in the U.S. Navy.

Get with the program Seaman Recruit Smedlapp...mops are swabs...urinal cakes are officer candy!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

turtle

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity

I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

rhizofaggous

A root eating man, derived form rhizophagous: root eating animal.

Barney was the only openly rhizofaggous member of Congress.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

megaheinous

Hugely hideous and repulsive.

Rob, you megaheinous shitweasel...long time no see.

by harry flashman July 09, 2003