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cattywumpus

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.
Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.
by harry flashman July 4, 2003
mugGet the cattywumpusmug.

dianetics

A nervous twitch that Diane Feinstein gets when she spins the truth in political speeches.
Senator Feinstein got that dianetics again...she must be talking about gun control.
by harry flashman July 26, 2003
mugGet the dianeticsmug.

civil engineer

by harry flashman August 30, 2003
mugGet the civil engineermug.

stupendous

Colossally inept or stupid.
Bubba, you the most stupendous person I ever known.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
mugGet the stupendousmug.

take a dump

The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.
Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
mugGet the take a dumpmug.

shiznay

After the chituch at Lukes bris the mohel grafted the shiznay to his bifurcated upper lip.
by Harry Flashman July 8, 2003
mugGet the shiznaymug.

shoebomb

What was at first thought to be one of the dumbest attempts at terrorism perpetrated by a big goofy halfwit is now hailed as a stroke of genius in terms of real inconvenience to the American people who now, 85 year old grandmother, servicemen in uniform and Joe Sixpack must remove their shoes for inspection in order to board a plane.
Thanks to the advent of the shoebomb, airport screeners get to target fat guys with short arms and good looking women with lots of cleavage to bend over and remove their shoes.
by harry flashman August 4, 2003
mugGet the shoebombmug.

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