harry flashman's definitions

bereft

A penalty for tardiness in Japan.

Kimiko warned Joshiro to be at the train station at 9:03 or bereft behind.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

reniferous

1. adj.(from renal/kidneys) Having piss-like qualities.

1. Yo, Rob ain't nuthin but a reniferous piss-ant!

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

fujimom

A variation of fujimo (fuck you jack I'm moving out.) The additional "m" tacked on the end may stand for mofo.

I ain't sitting through the third act Il Travaore-On-Ice...fujimom.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

boffum

What a greedy redneck says when given a choice to have a pack of cigarettes or a six-pack of beer.

Gimme boffum.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

flag

To single out for attention and scrutiny.

Flag his personnel file, Mr Hoover, I think his cousin was a Bolshevik.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

tu

An acronym for Tits Up, meaning inoperative, broken or non-functional. Pronounced Tango Uniform.

Wallops Island Control this is Charlie Golf, be advised my alpha gadget is tango uniform, over.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003