photox 

PhotoShop Botox, or 'digital dieting':
cameraholics, phonewhores and photo-phobes who resort to the use of any pixel-altering digital program ardently removing the extra 'relaxed muscle' they have, in order to come out thinner!

Photox is the art of digitized pix ('lightmares', 'phobographs'), of the ugly, the fat and the phobic ('pixel surgeons'/ 'fauxtographers').

Learn: you are not as fat as you think you are or will be. You are only what you are.

photox by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Photox 

The use of photoshop, to the point of the model's skin looking plastic, sometimes with natural features edited out, giving the viewer a clear idea that the photographer is terrible at what they do, without the use of computers.

Holy crap, it looks like her face melted. What shitty photox.

Photox by Alec23 March 1, 2011

Photox 

short for photography. used a lot when texting. mostly written not usually spoken.

shes taking photox in college.

Photox by VPsc March 24, 2010

photo-floor 

Man-made flooring that simulates natural substances. Tile that appears to be stone, laminate that appears to be wood. Both of these are produced by photographing examples of natural substances, then reproducing that image on man-made sustrates. The level of realism is dependent on the quality of the process.

The idea behind the term was provided by my son who was quick to point out the visible pixilation in my new (budget) tile.

I just installed a new photo-floor....and yes, it's pretty as a picture!!!

photo-floor by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) January 13, 2011

Photo Bombshell 

A woman who looks more attractive in a photograph than she ever looks in real life. Photo=hot. Real Life=Nasty.

Man #1: "Look at Ashley's profile pic. She's pretty hot huh?"

Man #2: "That's Ashely? I just saw her yesterday and was thinking how ugly she was"

Man #1: "Really?"

Man #2: "Yeah she must be a Photo Bombshell."

Photo Bombshell by Sundaydriver101 August 18, 2011

photo dump 

when someone has way too much photos on their phone and they upload them to instagram, regardless if they combine or make sense.

I finally was able to post on instagram! it was easier for me as i made a photo dump

photo dump by understandbitch November 15, 2020

Suicide Photo Bomber 

A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.

Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.

Suicide Photo Bomber by Royce McMillan June 3, 2010