coitus interruptus

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.

by hal March 25, 2004

yarn

Fibre. Natural or synthetic, for example wool, nylon. Often found as one continuous thread bound into a ball, used for knitting.

"the damn kittens got my ball of yarn! how am i going to knit my leg warmers now!"

by hal October 13, 2003

RicheyJames

misanthrope, curmudgeon, Bad Tempered Young Man

I was going to wish you happy birthday but I was afraid I might get RicheyJamesed for it.

by hal September 16, 2004

snail trail

seminal fluid or vaginal fluid left on undergarments, clothing or surfaces resulting in the appearance of secretions left by snails during locomotion.

Julie was so aroused last night that she left a snail trail on the bed sheets.

by hal February 05, 2004

ignorocracy

1)Any form of government by and for the ignorant.
2)Any democracy in which more people vote to be on the 'winning team' than vote out of any actual education on the issues at stake.

Pax Americana. The modern American empire.

by Hal October 04, 2004

brown round

the anus,butthole,poop shoot, turd shoot,shit shoot,brown eye,asshole, turd squirter,shit extruder,bung hole,corn hole,pipe layer,rear entrance,out door, third hole,stink hole, hershey hole,

Susie's thong is wedged so far up her ass you can see her brown round.

by hal February 27, 2004

bare

bare means slightly too much of.

the cupboard was bare

i got attacked by a bare.

"i think we should cut down to the bare essentials"

by Hal June 11, 2003