912

the real number for emergencies... if you're a stonecutter.

"and don't bother dialing 911 anymore. here's the real number (912)."

by hal March 21, 2004

coitus interruptus

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.

by hal March 25, 2004

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snail trail

seminal fluid or vaginal fluid left on undergarments, clothing or surfaces resulting in the appearance of secretions left by snails during locomotion.

Julie was so aroused last night that she left a snail trail on the bed sheets.

by hal February 5, 2004

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ignorocracy

1)Any form of government by and for the ignorant.
2)Any democracy in which more people vote to be on the 'winning team' than vote out of any actual education on the issues at stake.

Pax Americana. The modern American empire.

by Hal October 4, 2004

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brown round

the anus,butthole,poop shoot, turd shoot,shit shoot,brown eye,asshole, turd squirter,shit extruder,bung hole,corn hole,pipe layer,rear entrance,out door, third hole,stink hole, hershey hole,

Susie's thong is wedged so far up her ass you can see her brown round.

by hal February 27, 2004

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