912 

the real number for emergencies... if you're a stonecutter.

"and don't bother dialing 911 anymore. here's the real number (912)."

912 by hal March 21, 2004

912 

An urgent need to defecate. Inspired by the Stonecutters episode from The Simpsons, where the emergency number is 912.

"Guys, I need to find a bathroom now."

"Number one or number two?"

"It's an emergency. 912."

912 by Indignorant August 9, 2015

912 

The next big Terrorist Attack on American soil. Guaranteed to be worse than the 911 attack because 912 is 911 plus 1. May or may occur on September 12th.

Don't board a plane, train or bus today, Osama is going to unleash 912.

912 by Kilus July 31, 2009

912 

The act of applying wall filler to someones bum crack whilst they are unconscious. This will then leave a smooth finish across their backside which you will then apply women's foundation to acquire the correct skin tone. The victim will awaken to believing the he/she never had a butt crack.

"Jack got so drunk last night that we managed to 912 him."

"Jack had such a bad case of diarrhea that we just had to preform an emergency 912."

912 by golden monkey February 12, 2014

912 

912 - is a classic sports car manufactured by Porsche; it means 'have fun and be cool' ... (it is also meant to shift the stigma off of 911).

She: I'm gonna just be chillaxin' this weekend.

He: 912

912 by Kelly Britt December 9, 2008

912 

I love you

I miss you my love, 912

912 by MYLOVE❤️ March 14, 2024

912 

My love 💕 you are my all
You are my life

You are my love
I can't stop loving you.
I will Love u until my last breath.

Hi - Do you love me?
Yes, until my last time 912

912 by Love means U May 24, 2025