hEaThEr's definitions

ephore

an ugly cunt faced skeet suckin dick lickin bitch

maddie is a such a fuckin ephore

by heather March 18, 2005

J.R.R. Tolkien

The biggest genius when it comes to writing... Knew many languages and wrote many books in his days... Best known for Lord of the Rings, and The Hobbit. Many people very thankful for his works...

"Hey what Tolkien books have you read?"

by Heather December 9, 2004

fred durst

lead "singer" of a shitty band called limp bizkit.

see: wannabe badass faggot loser

he tries to act like a badass, but hes nothing more than a loser.

by Heather July 4, 2005

drunktarded

Mode of behavior after one has comsumed great quantities alcohol. This behavior is generally marked by saying and doing things you forgot you did; or rather wish you and everyone who witnessed forgot you did what ever your drunk ass did.

I know Julie was drunktarded when she gave a BJ to a 19 year old at the Stadium

by heather May 4, 2004

shit far

Usually a response to a wild or outrageous story exclaimed in disbelief or awe by someone of Redneck heritage.

Bubba: Cletus done went & killed a 12 point deer out in the backyard.

Billy Jo: Shit Far!

by Heather November 9, 2004

Shymoniak

A large middle eastern mountain yak with large pointy horns and no teeth.

"Look at that gigantic shymoniak running down the side of that mountain!!!"

"They shot a tranquilizer dart at the raging rabid shymoniak."

by Heather February 12, 2005

bojingles

typical name from sweden. mainly from from the sturm family. middle name of chris. from the maternal side of the sturm family.

my name is christopher bojingles sturm and im from sweden.

by Heather January 31, 2005