guymcguyperson's definitions

Gurt

Am I relevant yet?

Gurt: Am I relevant yet?

by guymcguyperson December 14, 2021

one polygon

(particularly of a woman) Tits.

"Anyways, my one polygon is waiting for you."
-Rouge, Sonic Adventure 2, Real Time Fandub Games fandub

by guymcguyperson September 4, 2023

TikTok

Musical.ly 2

tiktok is cringe

by guymcguyperson December 23, 2021

Bob

A character from a mod of the popular rhythm game Friday Night Funkin' titled "Bob's Onslaught", which features the second longest Friday Night Funkin' song ever made, Little Man. Bob was originally created to poke fun at what is known as Whitty Syndrome. Named after the Friday Night Funkin' mod star Whitty, Whitty Syndrome is used to describe characters that get angry at Boyfriend. For an odd reason, it is confirmed that Bob is in a relationship with Opheebop, a character from a different Friday Night Funkin' mod titled Salty's Sunday Night.

"you kinda look like dream"
-Boyfriend on Bob

by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021

Penis Land

A beautiful splendor of titmouses, cocks, and others.

Penis Land is beautiful as a splendor of titmouses, cocks, and other birds.

by guymcguyperson January 30, 2021

mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly

Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.

by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021

NFT

A crappy glorified JPEG of a furry OC smoking a cigarette or whatever sold at an exorbitantly large price fabricated from environmental hatred, a fuck ton of electricity, a lot of pixels, and a small pinch of creativity. Artists of these garbage heaps tend to avidly defend methods to get them for free, such as screenshotting (even though it's completely legal) and using right click>save as.

Did you see that NFT for sale?
Yeah, it was like a really pixelated Mona Lisa.

by guymcguyperson December 23, 2021