guy's definitions

BLUMF

Big Lip Ugly Mother Fucker

God your a fucking BLUMF

by Guy October 8, 2003

blue crush

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.

Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.

by guy July 1, 2004

orter

orter means a person who likes to shag a flock of horney sheep

Person1:hey u know Jhon
Person2: yeah, what
Person1: well he fucked a flock of horney sheep last night
Person2: see i told you he was a total orter

by Guy July 3, 2004

ignostic

Someone who doesn't know or care whether or not there are any gods

invented by Rabbi Sherman T. Wine of the Society for Humanistic Judaism, obviously inspired by Huxley's term: agnostic

When asked wheather or not he believes in god he explained that he doesn't know or care. He is ignostic.

by guy July 7, 2004

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

Aracely

cool, smart, lovely!!!

fun , smart, sexy, badass!!!!!!!!

by guy August 8, 2004

story of the year

to those of you who think story of the year is a new band...you're complete morons...

SOTY OH SHIT NEW BAND THEY'RE SOOO GOOD!

What? they've been a band for 3 years now...

by guy August 30, 2004