guy's definitions

s4

2000-2002 An Automobile that is made by Audi. It is a 2.7 litre 90 degree V6 with 5 valves per cylinder. Standard with 2 "Twin" turbochargers, hence the name biturbo. 0-60 on a 6 speed transmission is under 6 seconds. The S4 is equipped with a "quattro" 4 wheel drive system. It is also easily modifiable, and has plenty of parts out on the market. BMW M3 owners.. you have been warned.

S4's are often seen on Freeways passing other automobiles at speeds above 120MPH.

by Guy March 7, 2005

Graal

An extraordinarily bad thing; something no one would ever want.

Man, I don't want any of that graal.

by Guy September 28, 2003

Jesus H. Christ

A phrase used sometimes in a state of suprise.

Jesus H. Christ you scared the fucking shit out of my asshole.

by guy January 12, 2004

rusty wagonwheel

The Anus

Goddamn!! Mom, will you close your asscheeks, I can see your rusty wagonwheel from here!

by guy October 16, 2003

snoodeling

when two (most likely gay) men involved in this one sercumsized and another not.. the "natural" will put his forskin over the others penis and then do what you please..

those fruit booters just did some snoodeling

by guy November 23, 2004

pare

A fruit, commonly mispelled by Jennas, especially the ones in Andrews

Jenna, you have a very small pare....

by Guy April 5, 2005

L.O.M.B.A.R.D.

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.

Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!

by Guy July 30, 2003