guy's definitions

L.O.M.B.A.R.D.

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.

Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!

by Guy July 30, 2003

pare

A fruit, commonly mispelled by Jennas, especially the ones in Andrews

Jenna, you have a very small pare....

by Guy April 5, 2005

Neutered

No dick; Not able to make babies

my dog got neutered so he would stop humping things

by Guy April 18, 2004

Waukee

Another name for the City Milwaukee

I going to Waukee 2 se the Bucks play.

by Guy January 20, 2005

crusty

yuccky; repulsive; specifically, having unremoved dried secretions/excresences on oneself or scabbed-over pimples/sores. More generally, dirty, disgusting.

Eww, his handkerchiefs (shorts, sox, etc.) are as crusty as the 6-months old pudding in the fridge.

by guy May 10, 2003

orter

orter means a person who likes to shag a flock of horney sheep

Person1:hey u know Jhon
Person2: yeah, what
Person1: well he fucked a flock of horney sheep last night
Person2: see i told you he was a total orter

by Guy July 3, 2004

passions_ambience

he who loves michelle

passions_ambience made michelle wiggle

by guy April 1, 2003