guy's definitions

decrepit

Beat down, old, wore out, used up, tore up from the floor up...

Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...

by Guy January 26, 2004

frot

actual, factual, real deal, no-girls-allowed, sex between men, rubbing penises together between two humping bodies or within a single hand

I wanna frot you like an animal.

by Guy April 24, 2004

Shit Wank

A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.

Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you

by guy May 4, 2004

turkey club

During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time

Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one

by guy May 15, 2007

Flaming popsicle

u freeze ur dick in juice and the girl sux it

dude she gave me a flaming popsicle

by guy June 1, 2004

suuuper

A homosexual mating call.

"Oh my gosh, that shirt is so suuuper!"

by Guy December 29, 2003

pare

A fruit, commonly mispelled by Jennas, especially the ones in Andrews

Jenna, you have a very small pare....

by Guy April 5, 2005