guy's definitions

BLUMF

Big Lip Ugly Mother Fucker

God your a fucking BLUMF

by Guy October 8, 2003

hermdog

Nobody really knows for sure. Some faggy skater I knew used it all the time in a way similar to "dawg" or "homie." It's gay skater slang I imagine.

Sup hermdogs? I don't know hermdog!

by Guy November 21, 2004

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

pudhu

Someone who refers to the words 'fart' or 'arab' in the same sentence, or when an arab or person of middle eastern origin farts and then denies it.

"what kind of pudhu would scare people off like that"

or...

'Damn....i think the cab driver just farted'
'What a puhdu!!'

by guy June 1, 2004

Blea-otch

The whitening agent Snoop Dogg uses when he washes his clothes.

I need to put some blea-otch in the laundry to whiten my clothes.

by Guy April 28, 2003

scattergun

A shotgun, typically two barrels side by side.

He was shot with a scattergun.

by Guy March 25, 2005

Cristina P

hot hispanic girl you know you can't compete with. BEAST

guy: hey whos that girl over there *ow* *ow*
girl: oh yeah thats Cristina P, everyone likes her, everyone likes her
guy: i wish i had her

by guy November 9, 2004