guy's definitions

orter

orter means a person who likes to shag a flock of horney sheep

Person1:hey u know Jhon
Person2: yeah, what
Person1: well he fucked a flock of horney sheep last night
Person2: see i told you he was a total orter

by Guy July 3, 2004

crusty

yuccky; repulsive; specifically, having unremoved dried secretions/excresences on oneself or scabbed-over pimples/sores. More generally, dirty, disgusting.

Eww, his handkerchiefs (shorts, sox, etc.) are as crusty as the 6-months old pudding in the fridge.

by guy May 10, 2003

passions_ambience

he who loves michelle

passions_ambience made michelle wiggle

by guy April 1, 2003

troy high

A school that will pwn you if you are not smart.

DAmn, i got pwned at troy, now i gotta go to a regular school and get a 4.4 gpa.

by guy April 21, 2004

Kunsheked

verb: to be fucked over in a deal of some sorts; often involving drugs, toyota vehicles, and brothers

I hope I dont get Kunsheked tonight.

by guy March 8, 2004

story of the year

to those of you who think story of the year is a new band...you're complete morons...

SOTY OH SHIT NEW BAND THEY'RE SOOO GOOD!

What? they've been a band for 3 years now...

by guy August 30, 2004

too bald

A response meaning a combination of the phrases "too bad" and "I don't care." Also used to express refusal.

Nerd: Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Hot Girl: Too bald!

by Guy April 19, 2003