guy's definitions

bollock

Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?

"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"

by Guy March 29, 2005

passions_ambience

he who loves michelle

passions_ambience made michelle wiggle

by guy April 1, 2003

crusty

yuccky; repulsive; specifically, having unremoved dried secretions/excresences on oneself or scabbed-over pimples/sores. More generally, dirty, disgusting.

Eww, his handkerchiefs (shorts, sox, etc.) are as crusty as the 6-months old pudding in the fridge.

by guy May 10, 2003

orter

orter means a person who likes to shag a flock of horney sheep

Person1:hey u know Jhon
Person2: yeah, what
Person1: well he fucked a flock of horney sheep last night
Person2: see i told you he was a total orter

by Guy July 3, 2004

Neutered

No dick; Not able to make babies

my dog got neutered so he would stop humping things

by Guy April 18, 2004

L.O.M.B.A.R.D.

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.

Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!

by Guy July 30, 2003

Waukee

Another name for the City Milwaukee

I going to Waukee 2 se the Bucks play.

by Guy January 20, 2005