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Actually, northern Europe was mostly liberated by local resistance
I think it'll be a good time for me to add that this business of 'speaking german' is pretty dumb when said about Britain. Although the empire didn't contribute to world war II, Hitler admired it, and looked up to the british as friends rather than enemies. Even churchill himself was a flipside of the same coin as Hitler in what they wanted(They both were great orators, looked to build upon thier empire, inspirational leaders etc.).

Unlike his attitude towards France or Russia, Hitler would never had forced Britain under a vichy government had he won. He would, however, after conquering Europe have attacked north america .His writings present a dim view of the united states- so he would make sure the culture would not be preserved. In short, britain would have german as a second language, the united states would have it as a first language.

Fortunately, this never happened. But If britain did fall then hitler would have the time he needed, as well as resources to pause the war, and resume it after he had created the nuclear warheads that were planned.


Although never launched, Von Braun had already completed a modification of the V2 (The v2 was actually the finishing part) that could well exceed the 220 mile restrictions of the popular V2, and instead could reach new York. Such an expense could not be justified by the normal one ton warhead of explosives found on normal V2s. Although lagging behind the united states by about 18 months, Hitlers nuke programme could have been better realised with an entire continent under control. In the same mannor as he suddenly attacked Czech and poland to recover the mining fields and the polish corridor (Gdansk, formerly Danzig) he could have blitzed the united states into oblivion with nuclear missiles that could not be shot down like an enola gay.
by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
mugGet the American View of World War IImug.

master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
mugGet the master splintermug.

anal cunt

weird band that have strange, offensive lyrics. Retarded when compared to vaginal jesus or such.
"everyone in anal cunt is dumb"
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
mugGet the anal cuntmug.

1/4

One quarter, often used to refer to quarter mile
The avergae penis is 1/4 the size of the largest. I am half the size of the largest. I am mightily endowed and can skewer kitty from a great distance.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
mugGet the 1/4mug.

road kill

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.
I turned a cow into road kill once.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
mugGet the road killmug.

Viper

American sports car of the 80's. Owners of this car and similar are Americans who think that it's fast, when any euro-exotic anywhere near the price range made after 1975 could take it to school. The viper has the handling of a stubborn donkey and the reliability of a nazi promise.
Why Dodge still make this car is anyone's guess.
by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004
mugGet the Vipermug.
Term for the imaginary people dressed in blue that push the shit out.
"Hey butt-head, is the the Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids?"
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
mugGet the Seminifirous tablodial buttnoidmug.

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