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In his own words: "Me woz born in da heart off da Staines ghetto. I has lived wiv me Nan in Staines at 37 Cherry Blossom Close from da day me woz born, coz wiv both me parents havin been smoked, dere werent no one else around to look afta her. Me has been carin for her ever since. Me woz failed by da skool system and hated every minute me spent in da classroom. In fact added together, dat time woz probly da most borin 3 hours of me life - altho me do still go to a skool re-union every second Monday at Staines Job Centre... As well as bein unemployed - i iz also got a lot off well important careers. As head of Da West Staines Massive, me control da most peace lovin and violent gang in da hole of Barkshire. Afta happearin on some crap programme dat woz on at 11 a clock or somefin, it werent long before me ad me own show. Dis meant me was able to take a in depf look at a lot off serious issues.... I iz now easily da most respekted face on Brittish telly and it iz probably only a matter off time before me get offered me own slot on Channel 5 - or hopefully even cable..."
Me iz Ali G, da main meista from Stainez wiv da erbal remedy.
by M-M January 12, 2006
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A popular fictional character in the UK well known for his satire and interviews of certain politicians and other high class Britons which all originated from a Channel 4 show called "The 11 O' Clock Show".

From then on he became very popular on the show until the show was axed and Ali G ended up having his own show as well as his own film called "Ali G In Da House". Probably most famous for starring in Madonna's music video for "Music" as well as other various appearances.
Famous Ali G quotes:

"Who was da first British King, was it King Dong?"
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One of the alter egos of the Jewish comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Ali G he is under the guise of an urban white ghetto supastar.
I is Ali G, and I is here with none other than my main man, Buzz Aldrin.
by GuidoPosse69 January 23, 2005
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1)The funniest fucker ever.
2)The british tom green, however, funnier cause this man knows how to "diggity check himself before he wrecks himself"
3)"Respect" to ali and the pun-a-ni
4)HBO cut him off cause he was too funny
"Hey billy, Lets go wear some tommy gear."
"Dawg dont run on Ali's style. Ya gots to respect."
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Sacha Baron Cohen, english actor, comedian, became famous of his 11 O'Clock Show, later the ALi G Show on Channel 4 in GB. Ali is an imaginary person, a lame badass nigga ghetto supastar wannabe (despite of his white middleclass origin), who lives in Staines, Barkshire. Some love him, some would kill him in a cup of water. He's definitely a character, the leader of the Wesside Massive in Barkshire. (As seen in Ali G Indahouse.) On the show he's presenting his own dumbass and hilarious interviews with celebrities and VIP's.
A to the L to the I to the G, ALi G that's me, that's me...
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The greatest comedian to rock this world. With his main man Ricky, and his girlfriend Julie, he sets out to save the world.
me Julie, Ricky, Dave, Tupac, the PM, punani, massive, west side the best side!
by N June 19, 2004
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