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In his own words: "Me woz born in da heart off da Staines ghetto. I has lived wiv me Nan in Staines at 37 Cherry Blossom Close from da day me woz born, coz wiv both me parents havin been smoked, dere werent no one else around to look afta her. Me has been carin for her ever since. Me woz failed by da skool system and hated every minute me spent in da classroom. In fact added together, dat time woz probly da most borin 3 hours of me life - altho me do still go to a skool re-union every second Monday at Staines Job Centre... As well as bein unemployed - i iz also got a lot off well important careers. As head of Da West Staines Massive, me control da most peace lovin and violent gang in da hole of Barkshire. Afta happearin on some crap programme dat woz on at 11 a clock or somefin, it werent long before me ad me own show. Dis meant me was able to take a in depf look at a lot off serious issues.... I iz now easily da most respekted face on Brittish telly and it iz probably only a matter off time before me get offered me own slot on Channel 5 - or hopefully even cable..."
Me iz Ali G, da main meista from Stainez wiv da erbal remedy.
by M-M January 12, 2006
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A popular fictional character in the UK well known for his satire and interviews of certain politicians and other high class Britons which all originated from a Channel 4 show called "The 11 O' Clock Show".

From then on he became very popular on the show until the show was axed and Ali G ended up having his own show as well as his own film called "Ali G In Da House". Probably most famous for starring in Madonna's music video for "Music" as well as other various appearances.
Famous Ali G quotes:
"Aaiii"
"Innit"
"Booyakasha!"

"Who was da first British King, was it King Dong?"
by Spiceymike February 04, 2004
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1)The funniest fucker ever.
2)The british tom green, however, funnier cause this man knows how to "diggity check himself before he wrecks himself"
3)"Respect" to ali and the pun-a-ni
4)HBO cut him off cause he was too funny
"Hey billy, Lets go wear some tommy gear."
"Dawg dont run on Ali's style. Ya gots to respect."
by Hooman December 12, 2003
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The greatest comedian to rock this world. With his main man Ricky, and his girlfriend Julie, he sets out to save the world.
me Julie, Ricky, Dave, Tupac, the PM, punani, massive, west side the best side!
by N June 19, 2004
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