guidoposse69's definitions

pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

po

Urban slang for police. Derived from the first syllable of "police" when spoken with a nigger accent.

So I hear last night they called da po on you, is that right?

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

aries

The first of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the ram, which runs from March 21 through April 20.

Aries is a fire sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

aquarius

The eleventh of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the water-bearer, running from January 21 to February 19.

Aquarius is an air sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

sumpin

Bitched version of the word something. It is most commonly used in the phrase "humpin' sumpin' new" which translates to "engaging in kinky sex."

Nice ass, Fido, I'm glad to be humpin' sumpin' new.

by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005

suspiria

One of the greatest movies ever made - Dario Argento's 1977 horror film, about a young girl at a German dancing academy, who discovers that the faculty are witches, plotting against her life in a series of ritual voodoo killings, involving sacrifices and vestal virgins on a pagan altar.

I first saw Suspiria at the age of 10, and was terrified.

by GuidoPosse69 January 21, 2005

supernatural cat

What a Buddhist believes is somehow wandering around his house for all eternity.

His cat has been dead for 30 years, but the Buddhist believes that it is still there in the form of some supernatural entity.

by GuidoPosse69 January 23, 2005