ork

An evil elf, found in literature and mythology.

An ork is very elvish in appearance, but very different in quality.

by GuidoPosse69 February 08, 2005

Millennium Bitches

Women who have had their first kid between 2000 and 2005.

Why is it that all the Millennium Bitches think their kids are better than everyone else?

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

moo-cow fuck milk

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

by GuidoPosse69 February 08, 2005

capricorn

The tenth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the goat, running from December 22 to January 20.

Capricorn is an earth sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005