guidoposse69's definitions

hump day

Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get "over the hump" before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more risque meaning.

Damn, I wish every day could be hump day!

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

supernatural

Relating to the realm of the unexplained.

Buddhist jerks believe that their dead cat still roams their house in the form of some supernatural entity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005

capricorn

The tenth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the goat, running from December 22 to January 20.

Capricorn is an earth sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

moo-cow fuck milk

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

Kerry Kontroversy

A term used by Catholics to describe the fact that John Kerry claims to be Catholic yet supports abortion.

God, I'm sick of all this Kerry Kontroversy.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005