Definitions by guidoposse69

vest 

A puffy nylon garment with a zipper which looks really sexy on little girls.

I like Sophia's new nylon vest.

vest by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

olean

A form of fake fat invented in 1998, which sparked yet another 90's fad. It was used in potato chips to help fat fucks lose weight. It was perfect until the FDA got involved, requiring that the chip companies put a warning on all the bags that olean may cause anal leakage.

I remember Olean. I was a kid in the 90's.

olean by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

olestra

The generic name for Olean, the fake fat that set off another 90's fad. It was used mainly in potato chips. It helps you lose weight because the fat is not absorbed into your body, but comes leaking out your ass, hence the warning on every bag: "May cause anal leakage"

I was a kid in the 90's, I remember the Olestra craze.

olestra by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

eat me 

The act of telling someone to fuck off by implying an act of anal sex with them.

-Mother: But can't you be nice to people?
-Kid: Eat me!

eat me by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

bruno 

The third alter ego of the Jewish comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Bruno he plays an Austrian gay male model.

I is Bruno here reporting for Austrian Gay TV.

bruno by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

fanny pack 

Just another 90's fad. A fat pack worn around the waists of usually gay men.

What's he hiding in that fanny pack?

fanny pack by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

fag bag 

A slang term for a fanny pack, popularized in the early 90's, as it was often worn by gay men.

What's he hiding in his fag bag?

fag bag by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005