guidoposse69's definitions

po

Urban slang for police. Derived from the first syllable of "police" when spoken with a nigger accent.

So I hear last night they called da po on you, is that right?

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

pepe jeans

Brand of jeans worn by preppie girls and spoiled princesses.

A girl wearing Pepe jeans is a sign that her father is a doctor.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

exorcism

The act of driving out a demon or other supernatural entity using the Roman Ritual as prescribed by the Catholic Church.

Well, there are other options. Have you ever heard of exorcism? It's an ancient ritual by which a priest can expel this invading spirit.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

fudge packer

A man who engages in gay anal sex.

Did you just call me a fudge packer? I'm telling you I ain't gay.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

camel toe

A fashion in which a girl wears her clothes so tight around her genitalia that her pussy becomes visible.

The camel toe fad was popular in '03 but in the past two years it has since died out.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

jack off

to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.

It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.

by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005

suspiria

One of the greatest movies ever made - Dario Argento's 1977 horror film, about a young girl at a German dancing academy, who discovers that the faculty are witches, plotting against her life in a series of ritual voodoo killings, involving sacrifices and vestal virgins on a pagan altar.

I first saw Suspiria at the age of 10, and was terrified.

by GuidoPosse69 January 21, 2005