Quagmire

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

by GuidoPosse69 January 10, 2005

aries

The first of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the ram, which runs from March 21 through April 20.

Aries is a fire sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 07, 2005

cunnilingus

Oral sex performed on a female; the act of "eating out."

Every Monday she engaged in degrading forms of fellatio and cunnilingus.

by GuidoPosse69 February 04, 2005

dangleberry

A lump of fecal matter that causes a man's anal hair to curve inward and become red, swollen and infected.

I got a dangleberry on my ass and it hurts every time I sit down.

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005

digitize

To digitally add or remove something from a film or television program.

The afternoon movies are digitized so that kids can't see the women's genitalia.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

preppy

Adjective used to describe a kid whose family is wealthy and goes to prep school. Some of them attend public high schools and always follow the latest fads and trends, especially with clothing and jewelry that shows their wealth.

Sophia is always sticking to the latest fads and trends. Her parents own an equity firm, and she likes the preppy look.

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005