guidoposse69's definitions

aquarius

The eleventh of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the water-bearer, running from January 21 to February 19.

Aquarius is an air sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

pisces

The twelfth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the fish, running from February 20 to March 20.

Pisces is a water sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

gobbledygook

The nonsense that Protestants believe in.

Lutherans don't believe that the Blessed Virgin Mary was conceived immaculate. That sounds like a lot of gobbledygook to me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

kontroversy

The controversy surrounding John Kerry claiming to be Catholic yet supporting abortion and gay marriage.

God, I'm sick of all this kontroversy about John Kerry.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

kommunion kookie

The so-called symbolic "body of Christ" that the idiotic Protestants believe in.

I'd rather go to hell than take a kommunion kookie from a married, female, sex-crazed Protestant "priest."

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

wit

Bitched version of the word with, commonly used by ethnic minorities in urban areas.

Is you chillin' wit da posse?

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005