My nickname for Lloret de Mar, party town on the Costa Brava, popular with pissheads and proles who come in on the cheap in tour buses from Netherlands, Germany etc., also called the Las Vegas of Europe.
"We stayed up all night long partying in Lloret de Mar. What a fucking lurid nightmare!"
Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"