guidoposse69's definitions

bosco dance

The act of staying in bed after 8:00 A.M.

He's 20 minutes late. I hope he isn't doing the bosco dance again.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

kontroversy

The controversy surrounding John Kerry claiming to be Catholic yet supporting abortion and gay marriage.

God, I'm sick of all this kontroversy about John Kerry.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

da

A bitched version of the article "the." Mainly used by ethnic minorities.

Yo, I is chillin wit da posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.

Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

bone

To engage in sex with.

Does you think parents should invite their kids into the room while zey is boning?

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

douche bag

Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.

-You think it's worth beating him up for it?
-Nah, he's a douche bag.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005