guidoposse69's definitions

olestra

The generic name for Olean, the fake fat that set off another 90's fad. It was used mainly in potato chips. It helps you lose weight because the fat is not absorbed into your body, but comes leaking out your ass, hence the warning on every bag: "May cause anal leakage"

I was a kid in the 90's, I remember the Olestra craze.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

George Bush

Man who stole the 2000 presidential election, and has turned America into the seventh circle of hell ever since. He killed nearly 3,000 of his own American people on September 11, 2001 so that he could go to war against Iraq, and claimed it was a terrorist attack. With the totals of 9/11, the Afghanistan war, the Iraq war, and the anthrax he unleashed to make the people live in fear, he has killed a total of 5,200+ people.

I'm sorry, but I just don't get it. Bush can kill 5,200 but when McVeigh killed 168 he got fried.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

pepe jeans

Brand of jeans worn by preppie girls and spoiled princesses.

A girl wearing Pepe jeans is a sign that her father is a doctor.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

eat me

The act of telling someone to fuck off by implying an act of anal sex with them.

-Mother: But can't you be nice to people?
-Kid: Eat me!

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

jevita

An urban slang term for a small, young, sexy female.

"Esta jevita tiene tremendo culo" - (Pitbull, 2004)

by GuidoPosse69 March 3, 2005