guidoposse69's definitions

Mothers of the 90's

A group of people who are another species of hominids, Homo matresnonagesimae. They are the women who have had their first kid between 1990 and 1999, and are a group of worthless bitches who treat their kids like shit.

I like to hang around the local elementary school at 3:00 each afternoon to watch the Mothers of the 90's quack their jaws at each other.

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

preppie

A young kid whose parents are doctors or other affluent people and can afford to send their child to prep school. Some preppies attend public high schools and their dress reflects their economic status as millionaire's sons/daughters.

Sophia always keeps up with the latest fashions, fads and trends. She likes the preppie look.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

libra

The seventh of the 12 signs of the zodiac, represented by the scales, which runs from September 24 to October 23.

Libra is an air sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

camel toe

A fashion in which a girl wears her clothes so tight around her genitalia that her pussy becomes visible.

The camel toe fad was popular in '03 but in the past two years it has since died out.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

Quagmire

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

by GuidoPosse69 January 9, 2005

Millennium Bitches

Women who have had their first kid between 2000 and 2005.

Why is it that all the Millennium Bitches think their kids are better than everyone else?

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005