guidoposse69's definitions

olestra

The generic name for Olean, the fake fat that set off another 90's fad. It was used mainly in potato chips. It helps you lose weight because the fat is not absorbed into your body, but comes leaking out your ass, hence the warning on every bag: "May cause anal leakage"

I was a kid in the 90's, I remember the Olestra craze.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

OT

Occupational Therapy. A place where kids get tormented.

Sophia likes to wear a set to OT.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

George Bush

Man who stole the 2000 presidential election, and has turned America into the seventh circle of hell ever since. He killed nearly 3,000 of his own American people on September 11, 2001 so that he could go to war against Iraq, and claimed it was a terrorist attack. With the totals of 9/11, the Afghanistan war, the Iraq war, and the anthrax he unleashed to make the people live in fear, he has killed a total of 5,200+ people.

I'm sorry, but I just don't get it. Bush can kill 5,200 but when McVeigh killed 168 he got fried.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

bosco dance

The act of staying in bed after 8:00 A.M.

He's 20 minutes late. I hope he isn't doing the bosco dance again.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

da

A bitched version of the article "the." Mainly used by ethnic minorities.

Yo, I is chillin wit da posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

bone

To engage in sex with.

Does you think parents should invite their kids into the room while zey is boning?

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

douche bag

Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.

-You think it's worth beating him up for it?
-Nah, he's a douche bag.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005