145 definitions by guidoposse69

salt 'n pepa

The three cutest girls ever to grace the earth - they were the popular female rap trio of Cheryl "Salt" James, Sandra "Pepa" Denton and Deidre "Spinderella" Roper.

Pepa's got way to keep ya happy.

by guidoposse69 February 6, 2005

Millennium Bitches

Women who have had their first kid between 2000 and 2005.

Why is it that all the Millennium Bitches think their kids are better than everyone else?

by guidoposse69 February 21, 2005

set

A pair of nylon sweat pants with a matching nylon jacket, which should be worn together

Sophia wore a set to speech today.

by guidoposse69 January 28, 2005

bruno

The third alter ego of the Jewish comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Bruno he plays an Austrian gay male model.

I is Bruno here reporting for Austrian Gay TV.

by guidoposse69 January 28, 2005

pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

by guidoposse69 February 17, 2005

libra

The seventh of the 12 signs of the zodiac, represented by the scales, which runs from September 24 to October 23.

Libra is an air sign.

by guidoposse69 February 26, 2005

next next period

The period following next period.

I have Latin next period, but next next period I'm free.

by guidoposse69 February 14, 2005