guidoposse69's definitions

freedom fries

a term for french fries invented by the RepublicaNazi party in '03 as a dig on the French for not supporting us in the Iraqi war

-I'll have 3 orders of french fries.
-We don't carry those here. Do you mean freedom fries?
-You know exactly what the fuck I mean.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

supersonic hearing

A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.

We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

Millennium Bitches

Women who have had their first kid between 2000 and 2005.

Why is it that all the Millennium Bitches think their kids are better than everyone else?

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

zonk out

To receive a score of 0 when playing zonk.

Simeon zonked out on his first turn today.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

ork

An evil elf, found in literature and mythology.

An ork is very elvish in appearance, but very different in quality.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

extortionist

One who makes great monetary gain by asking for it under false pretenses, especially a doctor.

In George Bush's America, all doctors practice extortion.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005