guidoposse69's definitions

bosco dance

The act of staying in bed after 8:00 A.M.

He's 20 minutes late. I hope he isn't doing the bosco dance again.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

eat me

The act of telling someone to fuck off by implying an act of anal sex with them.

-Mother: But can't you be nice to people?
-Kid: Eat me!

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

kommunion kookie

The so-called symbolic "body of Christ" that the idiotic Protestants believe in.

I'd rather go to hell than take a kommunion kookie from a married, female, sex-crazed Protestant "priest."

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

cunnilingus

Oral sex performed on a female; the act of "eating out."

Every Monday she engaged in degrading forms of fellatio and cunnilingus.

by GuidoPosse69 February 3, 2005

fag bag

A slang term for a fanny pack, popularized in the early 90's, as it was often worn by gay men.

What's he hiding in his fag bag?

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

kookie

Protestant holy communion.

Did you her about how John Kerry took a Protestant kookie at a church last week?

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005