guidoposse69's definitions

jock jam

An upbeat 90's track that is often played at sports games or boxing/wrestling matches. Not a big pop hit, and usually a one-hit wonder.

Examples of jock jams include: "Are You Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited; "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men; "Move This" by Technotronic; "Come And Ride The Train" by the Quad City DJ's.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

slutty

Adjective used to describe a woman who acts like a whore.

Madonna displays slutty behavior on television.

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

head

The act of performing oral sex on a male, properly known as fellatio. It is most often used in the phrase "to give head to."

I heard Missy Pepa gave head to you last night.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

teat

Slang term for a woman's breast or nipple.

Can I touch your mother's teat?

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

69

Simultaneous fellatio and cunnilingus - the female sucks the male's dick while he eats her pussy out. Gay and lesbian versions of 69 are also practiced.

How about some 69 with Michael Moore? Supa chow!

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

botched

Describing a planned action gone terribly wrong.

He was killed in a botched robbery attempt.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

crops

A privately owned marijuana garden.

The authorities want to burn my crops down.

by GuidoPosse69 March 3, 2005