guidoposse69's definitions

bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

George Bush

Man who stole the 2000 presidential election, and has turned America into the seventh circle of hell ever since. He killed nearly 3,000 of his own American people on September 11, 2001 so that he could go to war against Iraq, and claimed it was a terrorist attack. With the totals of 9/11, the Afghanistan war, the Iraq war, and the anthrax he unleashed to make the people live in fear, he has killed a total of 5,200+ people.

I'm sorry, but I just don't get it. Bush can kill 5,200 but when McVeigh killed 168 he got fried.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

olestra

The generic name for Olean, the fake fat that set off another 90's fad. It was used mainly in potato chips. It helps you lose weight because the fat is not absorbed into your body, but comes leaking out your ass, hence the warning on every bag: "May cause anal leakage"

I was a kid in the 90's, I remember the Olestra craze.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

po

Urban slang for police. Derived from the first syllable of "police" when spoken with a nigger accent.

So I hear last night they called da po on you, is that right?

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

salt 'n pepa

The three cutest girls ever to grace the earth - they were the popular female rap trio of Cheryl "Salt" James, Sandra "Pepa" Denton and Deidre "Spinderella" Roper.

Pepa's got way to keep ya happy.

by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005

exorcist

A Catholic priest, brother or religious layman who rids an invading demon or other evil supernatural entity.

Father Quinn was once an exorcist in Africa before joining our church.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

guido

An Italian-American hoodlum from the New York area who has a posse that follows him around.

We won't allow a cellboy into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005