guidoposse69's definitions

cellboy

A boy between the ages of 10 and 16 who goes everywhere with a cell phone attached to his belt.

We don't allow cellboys into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

camel toe

A fashion in which a girl wears her clothes so tight around her genitalia that her pussy becomes visible.

The camel toe fad was popular in '03 but in the past two years it has since died out.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

Quagmire

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

by GuidoPosse69 January 9, 2005

buddah

Urban slang for marijuana. May also be spelled buddha.

He's selling buddah if he's got plenty of money. (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '93 song Heaven Or Hell)

by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005

speech

A class kids go to, considered a form of therapy, in which they learn how to speak better.

Sophia likes to wear a set to speech.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

entourage

The posse that follows a celebrity wherever he/she goes.

Puff Daddy always has an entourage following him.

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005