guidoposse69's definitions

bosco dance

The act of staying in bed after 8:00 A.M.

He's 20 minutes late. I hope he isn't doing the bosco dance again.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

OT

Occupational Therapy. A place where kids get tormented.

Sophia likes to wear a set to OT.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

jeva

Urban slang for a sexy female.

Little Sophia is a real jeva.

by GuidoPosse69 March 1, 2005

yeast infection

A cheese-like fungal infection which can form in the vaginal area and is sexually transmitted.

She's a six-year-old child with a yeast infection, and she certainly didn't get it from me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.

Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

supernatural cat

What a Buddhist believes is somehow wandering around his house for all eternity.

His cat has been dead for 30 years, but the Buddhist believes that it is still there in the form of some supernatural entity.

by GuidoPosse69 January 23, 2005

jack off

to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.

It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.

by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005