guidoposse69's definitions

taurus

The second of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the bull, which runs from April 21 to May 21.

Taurus is an earth sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

wank off

To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.

I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

supa chow

What you yell when experiencing the ultimate feeling of euphoria, for example, when fucking Michael Moore.

- Al-Qaeda just bombed the White House!
- SUPA CHOW!!!!!!!

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

Quagmire

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

by GuidoPosse69 January 9, 2005

wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

gooma-zay-guam Thursday

A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.

We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

top up

To add money to a cellular phone.

The next time I'm due to top up is April 6th.

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005