guidoposse69's definitions

supersonic hearing

A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.

We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

quack

For a bitch to go on talking endlessly.

My mother is always quacking her jaw at me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

cancer

The fourth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the crab, running from June 23 to July 23.

Cancer is a water sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

buddha

Urban slang for marijuana. Also written as buddah.

He's selling buddha if he's got plenty of money. (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '93 song Heaven Or Hell)

by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005

dildo

an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation

He's a real supa. He has a large collection of dildos in his bedroom.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

propaganda

The practice of telling lies through the media and passing them off as truth and realistic journalism, with the intent of political gain.

Many consider the great filmmaker Michael Moore's work to be propaganda.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

Justin Timberlake's flimsy fucking excuse for exposing Janet Jackson's tit at the February 1, 2004 Super Bowl. It has now come to mean any occasion in which someone is "accidentally" indecently exposed.

I forgot to wear underwear yesterday and had a little wardrobe malfunction in the hallway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005