guidoposse69's definitions

Millennium Bitches

Women who have had their first kid between 2000 and 2005.

Why is it that all the Millennium Bitches think their kids are better than everyone else?

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

borat

The second alter ego of the English comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Borat he is from Kazakhstan, and hates the Jews, yet tries to get acquainted with American life and culture via a series of interviews with prominent pop culture figures.

I'm Borat and I'm from Kazakhstan. Now what if the Jew come after you with his horns?

by GuidoPosse69 January 26, 2005

zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.

Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

jeva

Urban slang for a sexy female.

Little Sophia is a real jeva.

by GuidoPosse69 March 1, 2005

yeast infection

A cheese-like fungal infection which can form in the vaginal area and is sexually transmitted.

She's a six-year-old child with a yeast infection, and she certainly didn't get it from me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

OT

Occupational Therapy. A place where kids get tormented.

Sophia likes to wear a set to OT.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005