guido1's definitions

I could just fart rainbows

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.

I am so happy that you, two, finally got married: I could just fart rainbows.

by Guido1 January 7, 2011

neopseudotic

A word combining: neo (new), pseudo (false), and idiotic.
Generally, an idea or thought process, that is represented as a novel, unique, or a new way of viewing some subject or person; however, that view is fundamentally wrong, flawed, or misrepresented and is usually nonsencical.

I listened to Rush Limbaugh and found that most of his remarks were neopseudotic.

by Guido1 May 29, 2008

page freeze

When you are surfing the internet, and the page you are viewing starts to lock-up or "freeze" due to so many ad bots trying to weasel on to your browser screen.

I "love" the way the new pop down ads page freeze-up my browser, grrr.

by Guido1 September 14, 2009

nebulous

Foggy, cloudy, unclear, off the wall, random.

So, you want me to be your outerfriend; are you sure (why) you are clear on that, or are you just sending me so sort of nebulous sexual message?

by Guido1 November 16, 2010

switchcraft

The art of word fumble, then recovery.

"Obviously, we gotta stand with our North Korean allies," "And we're also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes," Got to admit that is pretty good switchcraft.

by Guido1 November 30, 2010

Madoff moment

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.

I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.

by Guido1 February 21, 2009

technochild

A person born in the digital communication age, cell phones, iPODs, PSPs, eDevices, PDAs, GPS, HDTV, DVD, etc., and is exposed to their use as an infant, toddler, and up.

If you are twelve, and carry a laptop to school, you are a technochild.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008