guido1's definitions

genome

For a biologic organism, the genome is the entire set of hereditary information in DNA form (in some virus, RNA), needed for that organism to replicate itself.

It was many years before the the Human Genome Project was completed.

by Guido1 March 21, 2008

Dumbell Piss Prize

Direct opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.

by Guido1 October 9, 2009

eDevice

Any electronic gadget that is able to network locally or globally, as the internet (online).

What a bummer, you cannot bring an eDevice into the courtroom during the upcoming trail.

by Guido1 March 17, 2008

digital communion

An electronic form of communication, involving the use of the hand (digits), and number coded electronic "words" or digits (0,1). Cell phones with key pads and keyboard computers use this method to transfer thought words into cyberspace and then back to the intended recipient, thus communion or sharing of intellect.

I guess I will get on My Space and have digital communion with someone that I don't even know.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

sportee

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.

I LMAO watching a sportee, walk right into a No Parking sign.

by Guido1 December 4, 2009

three dog night

In the old days of no central heating, a night so cold it took 3 dogs sleeping with you to keep you warm enough.

Man, last night was real cold, definitely a three dog night.

by Guido1 March 14, 2008

Tiagra

TigerWoods' male enhancement formula that really works!

Man I wish I could get my hands on a bottle of that Tiagra stuff.

by Guido1 December 28, 2009