guido1's definitions

mom-nesia

A recently coined word used to describe a memory dysfunction in women. It is proposed that the memory lapses experienced by new young mothers, is the result of a hormonal imbalance including repressed estrogen levels and a mammalian hormone called oxytocin.

That young mother is definitely suffering from mom-nesia.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

I, genzbot

The new kids on the block, born after 9/11. The true technochild, born with a IPOD is his ear, and some sort of PDA in his hand. A cyberphile whose primary language is digispeak, text messaging form of digital communion. A person who is only electro-motivated to pursue life as a quasi-avatar. Will only function in a bot role to achieve financial independence.

Gen Z kids can say, "I, genzbot, Am."

by Guido1 March 15, 2008

Chimerica

The concept that China and America together are concurrently leading the world in terms of a financial symbiotic relationship.

As the G-20 meet, It cannot be forgotten that the Chimerica component represents the largest monetary block.

by Guido1 March 31, 2009

shock factor

The subjective measure of the psychological "impact" of any given event.

Those involved the plotting of the 9/11 attacks were attempting to maximize the shock factor.

by Guido1 March 28, 2008

skate shoes

Skate shoes represent the latest evolution in footwear for youth. The first shoes to become a fad were Converse All-Stars or Chucks. Originally boys basketball shoes, they became street wear in the 50's. They re-emerged in the 60's and in each youth generation since. They became the first skateboard shoe, then Vans (old school) emerged in the late 60's. Nike became popular youth shoes in the 80's and dominated the youth culture until the advent of serious extreme sport skateboarding (new school). As skateboarding became mainstream and see as an extreme sport skate shoes have dominated youth footwear. Such names as DC, ES, DVS, Etnies, Osiris, Adio, Ipath, have competed heavily in style, grip, color scheme, and functionality. The youth cult embraces extreme sports and their leaders, as Shaun White, Tony Hawk, Ryan Sheckler, and others.

Dude, those are the coolest skate shoes I have ever seen, can I have 'em.

by Guido1 March 4, 2008

to ad

Action verb: to advertise, as to expose to view by sight or cognitively.

So, yeah, I went on ebay to ad my old computer.

by Guido1 March 26, 2010

compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.

My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.

by Guido1 October 18, 2009