Skip to main content

guido1's definitions

sportee

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.
I LMAO watching a sportee, walk right into a No Parking sign.
by Guido1 December 4, 2009
mugGet the sportee mug.

Tiagra

TigerWoods' male enhancement formula that really works!
Man I wish I could get my hands on a bottle of that Tiagra stuff.
by Guido1 December 28, 2009
mugGet the Tiagra mug.

clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.
Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?
by Guido1 August 23, 2009
mugGet the clunker savings mug.

Chimerica

The concept that China and America together are concurrently leading the world in terms of a financial symbiotic relationship.
As the G-20 meet, It cannot be forgotten that the Chimerica component represents the largest monetary block.
by Guido1 March 31, 2009
mugGet the Chimerica mug.

to ad

Action verb: to advertise, as to expose to view by sight or cognitively.
So, yeah, I went on ebay to ad my old computer.
by Guido1 March 26, 2010
mugGet the to ad mug.

big-bank theory

Proposals by the Obama administration to limit the size and scope of banking practices. In 1933 legislation was passed to prohibit banks from engaging in trading and hedging positions. It was thought that such, led to the Market Crash of that period. Obama would like to return to the 1930's regulations to keep banks from engaging in high-risk behaviors with lenders deposits or cheaply borrowed money from the Fed.
We all need to understand the big-bank theory.
by Guido1 January 22, 2010
mugGet the big-bank theory mug.

boyjuice

Clear fluid that forms at the tip of the male organ after a prolonged erection. It can form in adolescents with or without stimulation or as a result of sleep or daydreaming; the purpose of such fluid is to provide lubrication during intercourse. Too much boyjuice can lead to a condition called Blue Balls for which the relief is usually masturbation.
Dude, after making out with Kayla, my boyjuice was running down my leg, for real.
by Guido1 March 2, 2008
mugGet the boyjuice mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email