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non-human persons

Thomas I. White of the Oxford Centre for Animal Ethics and Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles :

"Like humans, dolphins appear to be self-conscious, unique individuals with distinctive personalities, memories and a sense of self, who are vulnerable to a wide range of physical and emotional pain and harm, and who have the power to reflect upon and choose their actions."
To truly be at the "top" of the animal kingdom; then surely it is incumbent upon us to recognize non-human persons.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
mugGet the non-human personsmug.

implosion sex

Sex acts that bring down the rich and famous.
Why do so many politicians practice implosion sex?
by Guido1 March 12, 2008
mugGet the implosion sexmug.

boytit

Boytit is a natural occurring condition in males during puberty. It generally occurs between the ages of 12 to 24 in young males. It is usually discovered by feeling a button-like mass under one or both nipples. It can be painful if bumped or pinched hard by some jerk friend. It is caused by a hormonal imbalance that naturally occurs in adolescence. Many boys panic when the condition is discovered, and think they have breast cancer. The condition is benign and clears up over time when the balance of hormones normalize. This condition is not the same as gynecomastia but can occur at the same time.
Dude, fucking stop twisting my nipples, it fucking hurts like a bitch, I got boytit real bad.
by Guido1 March 3, 2008
mugGet the boytitmug.

moosify

To ad a macho or male gender twist to a concept or action: to garner appeal among men or gender biased groups.
Sarah Palin is the is the mother of all moosify comments.
by Guido1 March 26, 2010
mugGet the moosifymug.

McTriage

Fast-food style health care, as in drive-in window at McDs: Yeah, could I get the extra large Tamiflu special, with the jumbo Vicodan Coke?
Gee, I just went to the Walgreens/McDonalds drive thru, and got my McTriage meal deal.
by Guido1 September 29, 2009
mugGet the McTriagemug.

cyberphile

A coined word hybridizing cyber cybernetics and phil (philo), Greek meaning loving. Basically meaning the love of all cool electronic comunication devices.
That kid has a computer, IPOD, PDA, I Phone, laptop, and a GPS, what a cyberphile.
by Guido1 March 15, 2008
mugGet the cyberphilemug.

short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.
I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?
by Guido1 March 11, 2010
mugGet the short-timer's syndromemug.

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