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extreme sport

An extreme sport is usually defined as one that requires extreme levels of endurance, balance, skill, co-ordination; also, ballistic reaction timings, spacial orientation abilities, and massive amounts of oxygen assimilation. Extreme sports are dominated by youth, age range 6 to mid 30's. The first recognized extreme sports, were officially documented by the Post Office commissioning of a stamp series highlighting the first three: Skateboarding, Snowboarding, and BMX bike riding. Since that time, several others have been added to include, Inline Rollerblading and Motocross.

Skateboarding is consided an extreme sport.

by Guido1 March 5, 2008

whitey tightys

If you are a boy or man it is the first kind of underwear your mother bought you. White and tight, you didn't have anything yet to be proud of, so they were ok. But then you grew, and you were wearing the same underwear at 13 or 14 that you were wearing when you were 10. "Mom, I need some new underwear!" "They still look good, honey, you sure you need new ones?" "Mom, I've had the same underwear since I was 10, you know." "Oh I know, honey, I will get you some new ones, next paycheck, you say you still wear 10s, honey?" then I only hear screaming.

Hey, honey, if them whitey tightys, get any tighter, you voice ain't neva gunna change.

by Guido1 March 4, 2008

I, genzbot

The new kids on the block, born after 9/11. The true technochild, born with a IPOD is his ear, and some sort of PDA in his hand. A cyberphile whose primary language is digispeak, text messaging form of digital communion. A person who is only electro-motivated to pursue life as a quasi-avatar. Will only function in a bot role to achieve financial independence.

Gen Z kids can say, "I, genzbot, Am."

by Guido1 March 15, 2008

mom-nesia

A recently coined word used to describe a memory dysfunction in women. It is proposed that the memory lapses experienced by new young mothers, is the result of a hormonal imbalance including repressed estrogen levels and a mammalian hormone called oxytocin.

That young mother is definitely suffering from mom-nesia.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

mister twister

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

digispeak

A shorted form of speech used to communicate in cyberspace:

AFAIK As far as I know.

AFK Away from keyboard.

A/S/L Age, sex, location.

ATM At the moment.

AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again

AYT Are you there.

BBL Be back later.

BFN Bye for now.

BRB Be right back.

BTDT Been there, done that.

BTW By the way.

CUL See you later.

DETI Don't even think it.

DQMOT Don't quote me on this.

EBCAK Error between chair and keyboard.

EBKAC Error between keyboard and chair.

F2F Face to face.

FOAF Friend of a friend.

FWIW For what it's worth.

FYI For your information.

GAL Get a life.

GD&R Grinning, ducking and running.

GMTA Great minds think alike.

HB Hurry back.

HHOK Ha, ha, only kidding.

IANAL I am not a laywer, but...

IAW In accordance with.

IMCO In my considered opinion.

IMHO In my humble opinion.

IMO In my opinion.

IOW In other words.

JK Just kidding.

JOOTT Just one of those things.

KK Okay, all right.

LMAO Laughing my ass off.

LOL Lots of luck.

LYLAS Love ya like a sister.

MYOB Mind your own business.

MWA A kiss (the sound of "mwa.")

N2M Not too much.

NIH Not invented here.

OIC Oh, I see.

OTOH On the other hand.

OTP On the phone.

PAL Parents are listening.

PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

PEBKAC Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

PIR Parents in room.

PLBCAK Problem lies between chair and keyboard.

PLBKAC Problem lies between keyboard and chair.

PMJI Pardon my jumping in.

PTG&LI Playing the game and loving it.

RL Real life.

ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing.

STFU Shut the f*** up!

SUP What's up?

TANSTAAFL There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

TIA Thanks in advance.

TTFN Ta, ta for now (goodbye).

TTT Thought that too.

TTYL Talk to you later.

TU Thank you.

TY Thank you.

WFM Works for me.

YT You there?

If you go into a chat room online, you have to know digispeak.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

Philadelphia experiment

A supposed military operation that occurred October of 1943 in the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard. A highly classified experiment to cloak the U.S destroyer escort the USS Eldridge in an electromagnetic force-field. According to unconfirmed speculation, such as has surrounded the Roswell incident, reports emerged that the ship disappeared into a time-space anomaly and that those on board never could adjust psychologically afterward. The television show LOST has capitalized on the Philadelphia experiment, and incorporated the time-space anomaly concept with the mind's inability to deal with the fourth dimension.

LOST is based on the Philadelphia experiment.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008