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Definitions by guido1

Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome 

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.
Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.

urge to kill

Overpowering feeling to do bodily harm to someone that has gone totally over the line into your space: physically, morally, spiritually, intellectually, etc.
Man, when I saw that guy shake that poor little baby, I got this sudden urge to kill.
urge to kill by Guido1 May 17, 2009
A feeling of uncontrolled anger when surfing the internet and you are forced to watch an unsolicited video advertisement.
I get massive ad rage when I am forced to watch a ad video, when I am in a hurry.
ad rage by Guido1 May 15, 2009

robo dialed 

When you get a cheesy auto dialed call telling you that your car warranty has expired, when you don't even own one.
I got robo dialed the other day, and screamed into the mouthpiece until I was disconnected, grrrr.
robo dialed by Guido1 May 15, 2009

President-at-large

Secretary of State: presently Hillary Clinton. This person directly represents the President, especially in foriegn policy matters; also, third successor to the Presidency behind the Vice-President, and the Speaker of the House.
President-at-large, Secretary Hillary Clintion, is constantly on the move around the world addressing issues for the President.
President-at-large by Guido1 April 19, 2009

special favors

Sexual payment for gifts, bling, school work, transportation, clothes, etc. Very consensual, not forced at all. Usually an excuse for emotional envolvements that would not have normally taken place.
Not being rude, or anything, but, yeah, hmmm, sure, I will help you with your homework if you are into special favors.
special favors by Guido1 April 1, 2009
The concept that China and America together are concurrently leading the world in terms of a financial symbiotic relationship.
As the G-20 meet, It cannot be forgotten that the Chimerica component represents the largest monetary block.
Chimerica by Guido1 March 31, 2009