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Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.
Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.
by Guido1 May 21, 2009
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rofgfa

Rolling on floor gasping for air.
When you told me that my BFF, Derek married my little brother, Kegan stationed at Camp Lejeune: on base, by a Chaplin I was rofgfa!
by Guido1 January 27, 2012
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bogus bonus

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.
Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.
by Guido1 March 21, 2009
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McBroke

Too poor to eat off the McDonald's value menu.
Hey, dude, do you think you could loan me a dollar; I am so McBroke.
by Guido1 May 5, 2008
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quasi-avatar

Basically meaning something that resembles a virtual character such as a created character via cyberspace. Online role playing virtual environments as Second Life use avatars to portray life-like characters. Avatar has its origin in the Hindu religion as depicting role playing gods, hence a possible dualistic meaning, also.
Bobby plays so many role playing internet games, that sometimes I think he is a real life quasi-avatar.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
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brokaholic

Someone who is. or claims to be always without money. Usually would like to spend your money instead of working.
Actually I would invite Kevin to come with us, but he is such a brokaholic, we would have to pay his way.
by Guido1 December 9, 2008
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shoefag

A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.
First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.

Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.
by Guido1 March 2, 2008
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