guido1's definitions

twinkleberry

A twinkleberry is often used in reference to a twink in a negative manner. A twinkleberry is often a young male, even a very young male, who maybe physically attractive (straight or gay) and is always trying to be the focus of everyone's attention. Often he interrupts conversation; is usually hyper, annoying but amusing enough that everyone puts up with his shit.

Hey, I like Ryan alot, but he is such a twinkleberry, he embarrasses the shit out of me sometimes.

by Guido1 March 1, 2008

pseudo sexual

A person who performs sexual acts or openly indicates sexual behavior contrary to their own sexual orientation (also spelled pseudosexual).

Dude, I know Jason is really gay, so why is he dating Jennifer? Personally, I think he is just a pseudo sexual.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008

beer diplomacy

When two or more parties are in a dispute, and agree to solve their differences around containers of beer.

President Obama is the first Commander-in-Chief to use beer diplomacy to settle domestic disputes.

by Guido1 August 2, 2009

enviro-panetheism

The religion of the Na'vi in Avatar. The religious concept that God is in the nature of all things, that one can become one with whatever is in the natural enviroment, but still retain identity.

When I first saw Avatar, everyone stood up and clapped at the end of the movie: the enviro-panetheism theme connected with everyone.

by Guido1 December 31, 2009

space-time

The space-time concept is the most difficult to explain or understand in the entirety of human knowledge. We perceive reality in terms of up and down, left and right, even jokes are made like: "He doesn't know up from down." For we view things in relativistic terms, and dualisms. Does up exist by itself? Does left exist by itself? Are they continuum's? Can an event exist as a non-event. Are space and time inseparable dualities? How many dimensions are there--one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, then eleven. Black holes, white holes event horizon, helix, super galactic, sub-atomic, worldlines. string-like, super-strings, quarks, gluon's, tachyons, big-bang, big-bang plus 1 x 10 minus 18th second. An event in terms of x,y, and z with respect to a rotational helix with a velocity equal to c on the worldline so long as it occurs outside the event-horizon and stays within the worldline. That's why they messed up the Philadelphia experiment.

You are playing God when you mess with the space-time continuum.

by Guido1 March 7, 2008

gadget-holic

A person who cannot function without an electronic gadget, as a smart phone, netbook, iPad. or some other eDevice,

Tell me if you can find any middle or high schooler that is not a gadget-holic.

by Guido1 February 5, 2010

broad brush

One of President Barack Obama's favorite phrases. He uses it to indicate that people should be careful not to classify all events or circumstances under the color of prejudice.

We should not paint things with the same broad brush.

by Guido1 February 11, 2009