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Definitions by guido1

AIG Golden Rule 

Do unto others before they start looking for you.
The rewrite of the Golden Rule into what is now the AIG Golden Rule, has ruined business dealings for everyone, and bankrupt the country.
AIG Golden Rule by Guido1 March 21, 2009

bogus bonus 

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.
Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.
bogus bonus by Guido1 March 21, 2009
People who don't live here, mispronounce it: Boys Z. No, No, Not right. It is: Boy See, got it? I Da (Duh) Ho. Thank you very much.
I hate it when people say: Boys Z, for Boise.
Boise by Guido1 March 20, 2009

Madoff moment 

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.
I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.
Madoff moment by Guido1 February 21, 2009

broad brush

One of President Barack Obama's favorite phrases. He uses it to indicate that people should be careful not to classify all events or circumstances under the color of prejudice.
We should not paint things with the same broad brush.
broad brush by Guido1 February 11, 2009
Commonly accepted theory of the beginning of what we know as the universe. Mostly hypothetical in the past, but now has confirmed measurements by a NASA satelite WMAP. Event horizon indicators place a space-time beginning focal point at 13.7 billion years reverse time. It is not understood what the state of pre-energy/matter was or the catalyst to the event, as the pre-state had no observable horizon.
The big-bang was either an anomaly or it was not.
big-bang by Guido1 February 7, 2009
A total rejection by one or more of the 5 sences (negative appeal) i.e., disqusting, undesirable, ugly, smelly, toxic, poison, slimy, nasty, etc.
Old leftovers can be really yukky. eww.
yukky by Guido1 February 2, 2009