boytit

Boytit is a natural occurring condition in males during puberty. It generally occurs between the ages of 12 to 24 in young males. It is usually discovered by feeling a button-like mass under one or both nipples. It can be painful if bumped or pinched hard by some jerk friend. It is caused by a hormonal imbalance that naturally occurs in adolescence. Many boys panic when the condition is discovered, and think they have breast cancer. The condition is benign and clears up over time when the balance of hormones normalize. This condition is not the same as gynecomastia but can occur at the same time.
Dude, fucking stop twisting my nipples, it fucking hurts like a bitch, I got boytit real bad.
by Guido1 March 03, 2008
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assfixia

Man, my butt itches all the time, I got to go into the hospital for assfixia.
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bogus bonus

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.
Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.
by Guido1 March 21, 2009
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quasi-avatar

Basically meaning something that resembles a virtual character such as a created character via cyberspace. Online role playing virtual environments as Second Life use avatars to portray life-like characters. Avatar has its origin in the Hindu religion as depicting role playing gods, hence a possible dualistic meaning, also.
Bobby plays so many role playing internet games, that sometimes I think he is a real life quasi-avatar.
by Guido1 March 17, 2008
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pseudo sexual

A person who performs sexual acts or openly indicates sexual behavior contrary to their own sexual orientation (also spelled pseudosexual).
Dude, I know Jason is really gay, so why is he dating Jennifer? Personally, I think he is just a pseudo sexual.
by Guido1 March 08, 2008
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pseudosexual

A word with the same meaning as pseudo sexual. Pseudosexual is usually the adjective and pseudo sexual is used as a noun.
A pseudo sexual is a person who practices pseudosexual relationships in order to deceive, or confuse others of his or her "true" sexual orientation.
by Guido1 March 08, 2008
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broad brush

One of President Barack Obama's favorite phrases. He uses it to indicate that people should be careful not to classify all events or circumstances under the color of prejudice.
We should not paint things with the same broad brush.
by Guido1 February 12, 2009
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